Dublin GAA Jokes (humorous)

[AbbeySider]

Just got these in an email. I dont mean to offend any Dubs BTW!
The same jokes came out about us after our AIF losses so its only a bit of fun.
(and personally id like to see the Dubs win Sam)

Anyway here is goes...


Question: What's the difference between a Dublin GAA jersey and a school uniform??
Answer: You can see school uniforms in September.


Question: Did you hear about the Dublin bra?
Answer: All support and no cup!!


Question: What do you say to a Dub on All-Ireland Final day?
Answer: 2 hot dogs please


Question: Whats blue and navy and goes beep, beep, beep?
Answer: Dublins's open top bus reversing back into the garage!!!


Question: What do you call a Dublin man with an all Ireland medal?
Answer: An antique dealer!


Question: What Dublin's national anthem?
Answer: What's another year!


Paul Caffrey was arrested last night after vandalising a cigarette machine, he replied by saying he was in a bad way for 20 players!!


Question: How does a Dublin man become a Millionaire?
Answer: By saving for the All Ireland.

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Many of the roads in and around Dublin are closed due to flooding...


Gardaí have issued a statement asking Dublin supporters to stop crying!

[his holiness nb]

I've a joke,
f**k you!

[Stalin]

Thread title is pretty misleading

[red hander]

Got a text half an hour after the game to say it was the most complete destruction of a pillar in Dublin since 1966

[his holiness nb]

Got a text half an hour after the game to say it was the most complete destruction of a pillar in Dublin since 1966

that was the best (of many) I heard too.

[IolarCoisCuain]

The best text I got after the match read:

In fairness to Dublin they totally dominated the last five minutes. If they can reproduce that form in 09 they should win Sam.

It was just like reading the Herald...