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favourite/best nicknames???
« on: July 29, 2008, 03:46:41 PM »
what is the funniest/best nickname you know for someone??
i'm sur there's a few of them about but theres a fella from a club not too far away from me who is called "bungalow" because he has nothing upstairs!!
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Re: fourite/best nicknames???
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2008, 03:48:48 PM »
Heard of a chap called one ball, for obvious reasons, i thought it was terrible
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Re: fourite/best nicknames???
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2008, 03:50:38 PM »
i know a boy called 'thrush' cause he's an irritating ****

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Re: fourite/best nicknames???
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2008, 03:51:57 PM »
another boy called 'KitKat' McCloskey cause he's missing a digit on one of his hands

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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2008, 03:53:59 PM »
i like the really cryptic one's, this will prob be lost on most of you but i know a fella who has a big nose, we used to call him buffy, it started off as Snout-Master-General, which is the same initials as Sarah-Michelle-Gellar, who played the vampire slaying hottie-buffy!!!
he had no idea for ages why we were calling him buffy

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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2008, 03:58:36 PM »
Heard of a chap called one ball, for obvious reasons, i thought it was terrible

Where'd you hear this? i've a best mate called one ball, he got the nickname in belfast as a student when he went for a checkup down below and the nurse found it difficult to find his left nut but apparently it was pushed up towards his stomach, funny as fcuk when he's called it!!

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Re: favourite/best nicknames???
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2008, 04:03:48 PM »
A young girl beside me answers to the name of "Fishy" - God love her.

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Re: favourite/best nicknames???
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2008, 04:11:52 PM »
There was a lad from Emyvale called "football head" for the obvious reason his head looked like a football.

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Re: favourite/best nicknames???
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2008, 04:19:50 PM »
I've a mate from Fermanagh nicknamed Bla. No-one knows why, including him.
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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2008, 04:20:08 PM »
Some great ones out our way, one of my favourites is a young lad called the coffin - his father is an undertaker  :D

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« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2008, 04:54:51 PM »
John Eales, the Aussie Egg Chaser was called "Nobody". Apparently he was a fussy hoor who did everything just right and left no margin for error, etc, etc,etc.....hence "Nobody's Perfect"....I thought it was quite good.
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Re: favourite/best nicknames???
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2008, 05:02:28 PM »
I think there's a fella who plays for St Galls and he goes by Mickey Chicken wing - due to a shortened arm.

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Re: favourite/best nicknames???
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2008, 05:04:58 PM »
boy from portadown called "dogbox" coz he slept in a kennel one night!!

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« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2008, 05:05:32 PM »
I think there's a fella who plays for St Galls and he goes by Mickey Chicken wing - due to a shortened arm.

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Re: fourite/best nicknames???
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2008, 05:13:20 PM »
another boy called 'KitKat' McCloskey cause he's missing a digit on one of his hands


I can confirm this one as he lives about 2 or 3 miles from me.

Also that Fella from Belfast was called "Micky Wing" and then because he was a right decent hurler it became "Crispy Wing" instead of "Cristy Ring"

In Banagher in North Derry there is a whole selection of weird names and here are some i Know of hand.

Hardone, Bullfrog, Crowbar, Lee-Bar,  Bent,  And from the one family - squidgy, Anggy, Mudgy, Rambo
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