Why?

[ziggysego]

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

[Gaoth Dobhair Abu]

Ziggy ffs go to sleep! 

[Zapatista]

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Classic

[fred the red]

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

thats pure zuke from you.

[Lar Naparka]

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Of far more relevance to the future of the human race:
Why does soft food get hard when its stale while hard food gets soft?

[el_cuervo_fc]

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

[Zapatista]

Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?

[Puckoon]

is gullible not in the dictionary?

[ONeill]

Why don't people snigger in the crowd when the priest says 'for better and for worse'?

[muppet]

Why do Muppets like me pay:

PRSI + a 2% Health levy + Health insurance

for a health service that demands that I pay a fortune (on top of the above) to go private if I want to be treated this century.

[dodo]

[pintsofguinness]

do birds suddenly appear?

[Lar Naparka]

Why did John O'Mahony shaft Ciaran McDonald??

[Square Ball]

Why not?

[Our Nail Loney]

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