What Does Your Name Mean/That's not my name!

[The Real Laoislad]

I'm a lad and I'm from Laois and I'm Real

[The Real Laoislad]

self explanatory, I really am Harrison Ford.

I'm actually quite disappointed with this one i always assumed it was something a lot more exciting..Don't know why but Indiana Jones never crossed my mind

[Kerry Mike]

Mike from Kerry, though not to be confused with that Sheehy fellow.

I am thinking of changing mine "Coomaciste Ruaile Buile"

http://www.rte.ie/news/2008/0724/newzealand.html

[smelly fairy]

Fairy refers to being a female with magical powers, and smelly rhymes w my name indirectly sorta..  

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

Rough translation: Man from Strabane but not living there (literally Man of/out of Strabane), whereas Man from Strabane and actually living there would be Fear as an tSrath Bán, from where all great things come, of course (as any Urney man or Derry man will readily testify to, and not including the road to either).

[Fiodoir Ard Mhacha]

'Weaver of Armagh' with all hail to my dad.  I have also been known to weave a few yarns especially after one or two wee piontai

[joemamas]

joemamas

no real significance,  thought it was funny at the time..

joemamas  sounds like yohmama

[Gabriel_Hurl]

I have no idea whatsoever

[ONeill]

After the 4th Prime Minister of Northern Ireland.

[uimhir a cuig]

Number Five as gaeilge - thats the number i wear when on the pitch.

[passedit]

 Nowt to do with computing treasurer.

Tangential reference to my current playing abilities (toyed with neverreallygotthereinthefirstplace, but too long) and the biggest mistake I ever made on the football pitch. (shouda bagged meself)

[ONeill]

I often end up shouting this in sheer frustration.

At teachers looking for promotion?

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

I often end up shouting this in sheer frustration.

At teachers looking for promotion?

Excellent!

You know where next to send your CV ONeill! 

[ONeill]

Could he afford me?

And he'd also know my gaaboard log-in habits. Too risky.

[mylestheslasher]

Myles the Slasher was a Irish rebel in the 1641 rebellion in Ulster. He laid siege to a couple of English garrisons in my home town back then. Is most famous for a battle at the bridge of Finea (Cavan/W'Meath Border) when his elite men kept an english army with 10x men at bay. The bridge in Finea bears a plaque in his memory. As far as I know clubs with "slasher" in their name are called after his memory. Longford Slashers and Cavan Slasher (now Cavan Gaels) being two of them.