I know you shouldn't laugh...

[Tony Baloney]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7456051.stm

Street sweep truck sucks up dog

A street-sweeping truck has sucked a dog up through its bristles on a New York street, leaving its horrified owner holding nothing but the lead.

Robert Machin, 57, had just finished walking his two Boston terriers in the Bronx and was about to load them into his car when the truck appeared.

He recalls being whipped around, only to glimpse Ginger meeting her end in the sweeper's round brushes.

City sanitation officers described the dog's death as "rare and unfortunate".

But Mr Machin, a retired public transport worker, questioned whether the driver had been observing proper procedures.

The truck, he said, seemed to have been barrelling through the street at an unsafe speed.

Truck chase

"It happened so fast," he told the New York Daily News.

"It spun me around, and as it spun me around, I caught a last glimpse of her.

"I was devastated. I was completely dumbfounded and shocked. I mean, I just witnessed my dog sucked up into a street sweeper."

He said he had chased the truck for about two and a half blocks, shouting for the operator to stop.

The driver eventually came back but refused to turn off the whirring brushes that had crushed Ginger, until he arrived, the paper adds.

The Department of Sanitation offered its condolences to Mr Machin and his family but added: "It is important for all New Yorkers to remember to maintain the safety of their animals while walking city streets."

Ginger's master who, according to the New York Daily News, plans to contact the Humane Society and hire a lawyer, said his lost dog had been like family to him.

"My children are all grown up," he said.

"These two dogs, they're my life," he added, choking back tears.

[southdown]

I would be hounding the city sanitation for compensation

[fred the red]

I would be hounding the city sanitation for compensation

You would be barking up the wrong tree there then.

[ziggysego]

Youse are some pups for laughing at the man's poor fortunes.

[5 Sams]

Youse are heartless hoors.....paws for a minute and imagine it was your mutt

[brokencrossbar1]

This is ruff on the poor man. 
I hope the cops follow all leads to find out how this happened. 
I just hope the council don't sweep it under the carpet.

I have my coat...

[The Real Laoislad]

Jaysis the driver really made a dogs dinner of that didn't he

[Orior]

Ginger got well scrambled in the sweeper and came out as Nigger.

[southdown]

The puns have been un-leashed!

[screenexile]

Every Dog has it's day!

[Seany]

He'll be looking for compensation, but I bet he won't get a rex.

[Gaoth Dobhair Abu]

Wonder did he bone the street sweeper when he collared him!

I'll get my coat.

[rrhf]

Doggone!

[Rav67]

The sweeper will be expecting a litter of complaints

[Orior]

On looking inside the sweeper for his faithfull friend, the owner thought he saw the dogs bollix.