Riddles

[MayoMan]

What lies in bed, and stands in bed,
First white, then red.
The plumper it gets
The better the old woman likes it?   

[fred the red]

What lies in bed, and stands in bed,
First white, then red.
The plumper it gets
The better the old woman likes it?   

Hot water bottle?

[Zapatista]

What lies in bed, and stands in bed,
First white, then red.
The plumper it gets
The better the old woman likes it?   

Hot water bottle?

Ye dorty minded wee fecker ye!!!!!!!!1

[MayoMan]

Its not a hot water bottle!! Heres another one,

A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys. How can this be possible?

[Our Nail Loney]

4-7 of them are boys

[doire na raithe]

Heres an old one...

A man and his son are out for a walk one day on a country road when they are struck by a speeding car.

The father is killed instantly and the boy is rushed to hospital.

A nurse prepares the boy for surgery but as she brings him into the operating theatre the Doctor sees the boy and proclaims, "I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son."

Explain.

[Zapatista]

Heres an old one...

A man and his son are out for a walk one day on a country road when they are struck by a speeding car.

The father is killed instantly and the boy is rushed to hospital.

A nurse prepares the boy for surgery but as she brings him into the operating theatre the Doctor sees the boy and proclaims, "I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son."

Explain.

The driver of the car was drunk?

[Puckoon]

Ach jesus Doire, its 2008 - of course his mother is the Dr!

[doire na raithe]

Yeah thought that might have been too easy in this day and age.

[Our Nail Loney]

A woman doctor?? I just spit tea all over my computer screen!!

Not on my watch!

[Puckoon]

My wife is a Dr, and a very fine one.

[Zapatista]

My wife is a Dr, and a very fine one.

And is she a good Dr?

[Puckoon]

She might be the best Dr to come out of her graduating class.

Plus shes fine.

[ONeill]

Was the driver caught?

[winsamsoon]

hallions   

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