Football chants

[Lar Naparka]

After Andy Goram returned for the Huns against the Celts when he had been diagnosed with a mild form of Schizophrenia.


"Two Andy Gorams, theres only two Andy Gorams" 

That was only a case of returning the compliment then.
About 10 years ago, Celtic signed Mark Viduka and there were problems getting him to play. The news leaked out that he was suffering from schizophrenia.
So the Huns chanted:
"Two Mark Vidukas, theres only two Mark Vidukas"

[under the bar]

After Andy Goram returned for the Huns against the Celts when he had been diagnosed with a mild form of Schizophrenia.


"Two Andy Gorams, theres only two Andy Gorams"  Cheesy Cheesy

That was only a case of returning the compliment then.
About 10 years ago, Celtic signed Mark Viduka and there were problems getting him to play. The news leaked out that he was suffering from schizophrenia.
So the Huns chanted:
"Two Mark Vidukas, theres only two Mark Vidukas"

The Andy Goram chant happened about 2 years before Celtic signed Viduka.

[puc me]

another hoops 1
henrik larsson,mark viduka fu*k the queen and davie cooper.......he's dead

[Rav67]

(Slightly more pc one at that time) -
We've got Larsson and Stevie Guppy
David Murray is shite at keepy-uppy 

[saffroninho]

'You've got robinho... We've got your stereo'

Typical scally scouser chant against man city!

[illdecide]

When Mark McGhee played for Celtic they used to sing at him "He's fat, He's round, he's worth a million pounds, he's Mark McGhee, he'd Mark McGhee...

[longrunsthefox]

Justin Fashanu (19 February 1961 – 2 May 1998) was the first prominent footballer to identify himself publicly as homosexual. Played for Airdrie at one stage...
"He's black-he's gay- he plays for Airdrie-Fashinu!"

Alas.. In 1998 he was questioned by American police when a 17-year-old accused him of sexual assault. The police dropped the allegation because of lack of evidence, but Fashanu committed suicide in May of that year, protesting that he had "already been presumed guilty"... Sad ending.

[Doogie Browser]

Heard at recent Villa matches,

One Emile Heskey, theres only one Emile Heskey,
he used to be shite, but now he's alright
walking in a Heskey wonderland.

Fans have now changed middle line to 'he used to play for the shite...'

[illdecide]

What about "he's gay he's bent his ass is up for rent he's Ian Durrant he's Ian Durant

[fitzroyalty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-tCQHmex2g&feature=player_embedded

Never get sick of this one

[snoopdog]

hes half a boy hes half a girl torres, Torres
He looks just like a tr@nsvestite Torres torres
He wears a frock
he love the c0ck
he sells his @rs£ down albert Dock
Fernando Torres,
Carraghers bit on the side

Bit outdated now but good up until a few weeks ago.

Obviously from the Stretford enders

[I SHOT JR]

Sung by the Kop to Duncan Ferguson

In for a week, out for a month,
In for a week, out for a month,
In for a week, out for a month,
Duncan is a tampon!

[SHEEDY]

hes half a boy hes half a girl torres, Torres
He looks just like a tr@nsvestite Torres torres
He wears a frock
he love the c0ck
he sells his @rs£ down albert Dock
Fernando Torres,
Carraghers bit on the side

Bit outdated now but good up until a few weeks ago.

Obviously from the Stretford enders

that was sung by everton fans before utd took it on.

everton fans to stevie g;

the babys not yours
the babys not yours
poor stevie gerrard
the babys not yours

[The Real Laoislad]

hes half a boy hes half a girl torres, Torres
He looks just like a tr@nsvestite Torres torres
He wears a frock
he love the c0ck
he sells his @rs£ down albert Dock
Fernando Torres,
Carraghers bit on the side

that was sung by everton fans before utd took it on.

everton fans to stevie g;

the babys not yours
the babys not yours
poor stevie gerrard
the babys not yours

Small Club Syndrome

[SHEEDY]

hes half a boy hes half a girl torres, Torres
He looks just like a tr@nsvestite Torres torres
He wears a frock
he love the c0ck
he sells his @rs£ down albert Dock
Fernando Torres,
Carraghers bit on the side

that was sung by everton fans before utd took it on.

everton fans to stevie g;

the babys not yours
the babys not yours
poor stevie gerrard
the babys not yours

Small Club Syndrome

the peoples club