Ziggy's Caption Competition

[ONeill]

Kelly's tool ready for action as Donaldson proudly holds ring up for inspection.

Interlocutor measures progress

[Tyrones own]

  Here Jeffery, hold you the stupid end..

[GerryFromDerry]

" Oh Gerry, every time you come near me with that spanner i can feel my nuts tighten!"

[thejuice]

Hey Ziggy, hope you dont mind me high-jacking your thread, 

[ziggysego]

Not at all. Probably should have started a new one though and take full credit

[feetofflames]

Lets unite Ireland and split the profits! 

[winsamsoon]

The first caption, Jeffrey says " I have had one this size in me"

second one, "I know where i'd love to put this the bertie"
                 Or
        For years i have wanted to stick this in you Ian 

[ziggysego]

How big a slice of the cake do you want Ian?

[rrhf]

The two outgoing prime ministers of Ireland discuss severence packages.

[magpie seanie]

Bertie, you do not understand the power of the dark side...

[muppet]

Paisley: Where I come from we use these as toothpicks.

Ahern: Eh I'll use it as an envelope opener. 

[ziggysego]

Mine's bigger than yours.

[ONeill]

Paisley and Ahern taunt a prostrate and wounded Adams before delivering the fatal blows.