Total Tool Journalists

[Hardy]

Shane, your poor father was hopelessly ill-tutored in the art of mutilating the feline undercarriage. The standard method for eliminating the danger of painful reciprocal lacerations from the subject is to stuff the patient head first into a top-boot (sometimes known as a wellington). The bastard can screech as much as he likes then but the surgeon's hands and face are in no danger of being flittered.

[ONeill]

One suspects the da annexed a portion of gratification from the shrieking Felis domestica.

The modern methods lack all sophistication of yore.

[Puckoon]

One suspects the da annexed a portion of gratification from the shrieking Felis domestica.

The modern methods lack all sophistication of yore.

I just checked out that slide show. Lovely.

[stephenite]

One suspects the da annexed a portion of gratification from the shrieking Felis domestica.

The modern methods lack all sophistication of yore.

I just checked out that slide show. Lovely.

Have a new kitten at home (8 weeks old) and the poor little fella is going in for the snip in about 6 weeks, that slide show has made me the guiltiest man on the planet

[Puckoon]

One suspects the da annexed a portion of gratification from the shrieking Felis domestica.

The modern methods lack all sophistication of yore.

I just checked out that slide show. Lovely.

Have a new kitten at home (8 weeks old) and the poor little fella is going in for the snip in about 6 weeks, that slide show has made me the guiltiest man on the planet

My two boys got the snip about 4 months ago. They dont feel a thing and had the funny collars off within hours of being home. One less thing to worry about.
Came home from work the next day and the wife was freaking out. Wondering what it was this time, I walked in to the house and there she was with the two boys lying on their backs with what looked like two perfect testicles at the bottom of either side of their dangler. Turns out its some sort of gland (bulbus glandis) and they appear on either side of the base of the dogs boyo and look like perfect little balls!

http://www.woodhavenlabs.com/males-swollen.html
Was I relieved about that.

[Hardy]

"Let's meet Shadow, today's neutering volunteer"   

Yanks

Let's meet Saddam, today's hanging volunteer ...

Sorry Hardstation. Max - what about ye?

[mhacadoir]

being a student journalist, this thread fills me with confidence as i progress into the working world........!!

[ziggysego]

mhacadoir, follow this thread closely and you'll avoid all the pit falls

[THEREALGRASSROOTS]

No ziggy, follow this thread closely and you'll learn the entire anatomical history of cats 

[muppet]

Ok Max looks like he has chickened out but screenexile has offered his services so we can still procede. Also mhacadoir you can join in to defend the media industry.

So O'Neill, screenexile, Max (if he picks up some courage) and mhacadoir your challenge is to write a thousand words on Kieran McGeeney's new job as Kildare manager. Off ye go.

I need some judges and none of Mr O'Neill's aliases please. Known quantities only.

[Maximus Marillius]

Ok Max looks like he has chickened out but screenexile has offered his services so we can still procede. Also mhacadoir you can join in to defend the media industry.

So O'Neill, screenexile, Max (if he picks up some courage) and mhacadoir your challenge is to write a thousand words on Kieran McGeeney's new job as Kildare manager. Off ye go.

I need some judges and none of Mr O'Neill's aliases please. Known quantities only.

Muppet is a very appropriate name

[Billys Boots]

Be glad to 'help' Muppet! 

[the green man]

Let me judge, oh yes!

[ONeill]

Ok Max looks like he has chickened out but screenexile has offered his services so we can still procede. Also mhacadoir you can join in to defend the media industry.

So O'Neill, screenexile, Max (if he picks up some courage) and mhacadoir your challenge is to write a thousand words on Kieran McGeeney's new job as Kildare manager. Off ye go.

Is there a time-scale? What's the assessment criteria? Is there a grant for this?

[Louth Exile]

I would mind being a judge