Good Dog

[Puckoon]

Who says karma isnt great. Sister in law babysitting, being a little bossy. Insists on the dogs getting off the sofa and so on. So my boy Elvis chewed up her hideous Mildred Hubblesque Boots as she lay snoring while we were out. Hes never chewed anything up before.
The hardest part? Keeping a straight face and pretending to be contrite and scolding the dog. Almost as gratifying as the time he peed all over the father in law.
Attaboy.

[gerry]

So my boy Elvis

when i read it first, i though feck he out there to long naming his son elvis