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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #1005 on: May 26, 2009, 11:31:57 PM »
What about the old man that finds it a turn on....
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #1006 on: May 26, 2009, 11:32:35 PM »
What about the old man that finds it a turn on....

I thought that was you....
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #1007 on: May 26, 2009, 11:34:41 PM »
cant turn the f**king thing off now
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #1008 on: May 26, 2009, 11:35:11 PM »
What about the old man that finds it a turn on....

I thought that was you....

Na, he's bald...
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« Reply #1009 on: May 26, 2009, 11:36:43 PM »
What about the old man that finds it a turn on....

I thought that was you....

Na, he's bald...

Probably a virgin too.......
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #1010 on: May 26, 2009, 11:36:53 PM »
You see that man talking about his Mexican house keeper and wanting to move to Iran... the hairy woman mecca as he calls it? He didn't go in the end, as he was afraid of being hung up by this thumbs  :D
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« Reply #1011 on: May 26, 2009, 11:37:48 PM »
You see that man talking about his Mexican house keeper and wanting to move to Iran... the hairy woman mecca as he calls it? He didn't go in the end, as he was afraid of being hung up by this thumbs  :D

He could have just went to Tyrone...
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« Reply #1012 on: May 26, 2009, 11:38:24 PM »
You see that man talking about his Mexican house keeper and wanting to move to Iran... the hairy woman mecca as he calls it? He didn't go in the end, as he was afraid of being hung up by this thumbs  :D

He could have just went to Tyrone...

Don't let maggie or leenie hear you say that
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #1013 on: May 26, 2009, 11:38:52 PM »
Ricey and Mickey Harte are up next.


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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #1014 on: May 26, 2009, 11:39:49 PM »
You see that man talking about his Mexican house keeper and wanting to move to Iran... the hairy woman mecca as he calls it? He didn't go in the end, as he was afraid of being hung up by this thumbs  :D

He could have just went to Tyrone...

Don't let maggie or leenie hear you say that

I'll tell them myself
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #1015 on: May 26, 2009, 11:58:32 PM »
That was weird.....
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« Reply #1016 on: May 27, 2009, 03:24:45 AM »
I watched an episode of 60 Minutes last week with this story---Shocking!!!!!

This is like the early 1400's being played out in modern times :o :o



Scandal of the children killed for 'witchcraft'

In Nigeria, rogue pastors prey on fears of black magic to drum up a lucrative trade in 'exorcisms'

By Emily Dugan

Sunday, 9 November 2008

   

Five-year-old Utitofong can never go home. She has a loving family and has committed no crime, but her neighbours want her dead. Like thousands of children in the Niger delta of west Africa, she has fallen victim to an outbreak of virulent superstition that sees innocent young people condemned as witches. They can be driven from their villages, tortured or killed.

When her father died, Utitofong was blamed for having caused his death by witchcraft. Her mother spent more than four months' wages on exorcisms, fearing that her daughter would be killed by hostile villagers. But when the money ran out and a pastor proclaimed her a lost cause, Utitofong had to leave home for ever.

There have been Christians in Nigeria since the 19th century. While the majority hold moderate beliefs, an extreme minority has harnessed existing superstitions about black magic and turned them into a lucrative trade. Up to 15,000 children in Nigeria's Akwa Ibom and Cross River states alone have been branded witches by rogue pastors, who charge large sums to "exorcise" them.

Sam Itauma runs the Child Rights and Rehabilitation Network (CRARN), a makeshift shelter and school in Eket for 150 children who have been deemed to be possessed. The children bear the horrific scars of witch-branding: acid burns, machete wounds and severe malnutrition.

A man from Ibaka in Akwa Ibom, who calls himself "the Bishop", has made a fortune conducting "exorcisms" of children, claiming that they are possessed by the devil and eat human flesh. He told an investigation by Channel 4's Dispatches that he had killed "up to 110 people" who were identified as witches.

Gary Foxcroft, a Briton who is director of Stepping Stones Nigeria, a charity that works with children abandoned because of their supposed "possession", describes the situation as "an absolute scandal".

The distribution of a video claiming to explain how to "diagnose" those possessed is blamed. The film, End of the Wicked, is distributed widely across the Niger delta by the Liberty Gospel Church, a powerful evangelical sect with some 150 branches in the region. Its graphic images of apparently possessed children eating a human carcass, and being inducted into covens, have fuelled an epidemic of paranoia.

But more damaging than this are the film's directions on how to spot a child witch. It tells viewers that an infant under the age of two may be possessed if they scream in the night, experience ill health or get a fever.

Dispatches: Saving Africa's Child Witches, Channel 4, Wednesday 9pm
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #1019 on: June 11, 2009, 07:47:15 PM »

A horrified sheriff has spoken out after a 72-year-old woman who refused to sign a speeding ticket was stunned twice with a Taser gun after provoking a policeman.
Video released by Travis County Constable's Office in Texas shows Kathryn Winkfein hitting the ground and moaning while the electric shocks jolted through her body.
It happened during a confrontation with sheriff's deputy Chris Bieze.
Travis County sheriff Greg Hamilton, whose office does not oversee the constables, issued a statement saying: "I do not personally agree with the actions of the deputy constable as they are shown in the video. When I look at the video, I am in awe of what happened."
Ms Winkfein was stopped for driving at 60mph in a 45mph zone just west of Austin. A dashboard camera in the deputy's car shows the 4ft 11in OAP refusing to sign her speeding ticket, getting out of her white pick-up truck and swearing at the deputy constable.
Mr Bieze then pushes her to get her away from traffic.
"You're gonna shove a 72-year-old woman," Ms Winkfein says angrily, standing inches from the deputy. "If you don't step back, you're going to get Tased," Mr Bieze says. "Go ahead, Tase me," Ms Winkfein says. "I dare you."
The video then shows Mr Bieze using the Taser and Ms Winkfein hitting the ground and moaning in pain.
Ms Winkfein was eventually charged with resisting arrest, a misdemeanour punishable by up to a year in jail and fines of up to 2,500.
Constable Sgt Maj Gary Griffin of the constable's office defended Mr Bieze's actions and said Ms Winkfein was belligerent and difficult to handle.
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