Things that make you go What the F**k?

[RedHand88]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-49292493

[under the bar]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/aug/09/trump-el-paso-melania-orphan-baby-thumbs-up

[armaghniac]

Dick Braine elected leader of UKIP
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-49307101

[playwiththewind1st]

Dick Braine elected leader of UKIP
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-49307101

I thought he had already been slotted in as British Prime Minister a couple of weeks ago.

[armaghniac]

Dick Braine elected leader of UKIP
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-49307101

I thought he had already been slotted in as British Prime Minister a couple of weeks ago.

That was Biggus Dickus.

[seafoid]

How the economic justification for NI has collapsed 

https://www.ft.com/content/e4b113f0-5552-11e9-91f9-b6515a54c5b1

   Marshfield Tory  "In 2030 Ulster will  have a Catholic majority.  Wages and salaries in the Republic are 60/70% higher.   "

[Feckitt]

How the economic justification for NI has collapsed 

https://www.ft.com/content/e4b113f0-5552-11e9-91f9-b6515a54c5b1

   Marshfield Tory  "In 2030 Ulster will  have a Catholic majority.  Wages and salaries in the Republic are 60/70% higher.   "

It is never widely commented, but Northern Ireland already has a Catholic Majority.  You occasionally see references in articles which claim that NI might have a catholic majority by 2021, but that is simply because the census which will confirm it is happening in 2021.  Statisticians already worked out from previous census figures, birth rates, school rolls, death rates etc, that the day that the number of Catholics overtook the total number of all denomination protestants was some date in early 2017, which was dubbed Lord Brookeborough Day.

[RedHand88]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VWrhRBb-1Ig

This is scary.

[Dire Ear]

Arlene Foster, just   w t f

[Orior]

Arlene Foster, just   w t f

E lab or ate

[Dire Ear]

Arlene Foster, just   w t f

E lab or ate

Police got it wrong over App march in Derry, she reckons, pure unadulterated horseshit of a leader

[TabClear]

Danish bank launches world's first negative interest rate mortgage
Jyske Bank will effectively pay borrowers 0.5% a year to take out a loan

https://www.theguardian.com/money/2019/aug/13/danish-bank-launches-worlds-first-negative-interest-rate-mortgage

[markl121]

Danish bank launches world's first negative interest rate mortgage
Jyske Bank will effectively pay borrowers 0.5% a year to take out a loan

https://www.theguardian.com/money/2019/aug/13/danish-bank-launches-worlds-first-negative-interest-rate-mortgage

On the other side of this
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/aug/06/raking-it-in-ubs-to-start-charging-super-rich-clients-for-cash-deposits

[Captain Obvious]

French waiter shot dead for being 'too slow with a sandwich'

[tyroneman]

Saw a fella with with a tattoo of a Crown and "Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori" beside it in Lisburn....

Either a searing commetary on the futilty and savagery of war for Queen  / King & country or someone trying to appear clever using a latin phrase and completely missing Wilfred Owen's point.....