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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5295 on: November 05, 2018, 12:12:36 AM »
It's all Greek to the British government
https://twitter.com/childrenlawyer/status/1058392976748093442

Apart from the freakin' obvious, it's "European" not "Europeon", it's "Hellenic" not "Helenic", it's "Greek" not "Geek", the first sentence is grammar abuse and the second sentence is not just grammar abuse again but is also supposed to be a statement and therefore should not have a question mark at the end. Grammar Nazi signing off...

Also, the legal alcohol drinking age of five in the UK has been like that for a long time, but it does give blurred lines where it is illegal at the same time for an adult to purchase such drink for the intention of it to be consumed in whole or part by a child. I guess the spirit of the law is to help stop gaggles of teens pestering adults going into off licences rather than parents looking to give their little Joshua or Chloe hangovers.
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« Reply #5296 on: November 05, 2018, 07:17:46 AM »
It's all Greek to the British government
https://twitter.com/childrenlawyer/status/1058392976748093442

Apart from the freakin' obvious, it's "European" not "Europeon", it's "Hellenic" not "Helenic", it's "Greek" not "Geek", the first sentence is grammar abuse and the second sentence is not just grammar abuse again but is also supposed to be a statement and therefore should not have a question mark at the end. Grammar Nazi signing off...

Also, the legal alcohol drinking age of five in the UK has been like that for a long time, but it does give blurred lines where it is illegal at the same time for an adult to purchase such drink for the intention of it to be consumed in whole or part by a child. I guess the spirit of the law is to help stop gaggles of teens pestering adults going into off licences rather than parents looking to give their little Joshua or Chloe hangovers.

Lidl and Aldi have recent exposure to refusing adults accompanied by children or at least people that the cashier requested ID for. They have an absolute right to refuse to serve alcohol and it’s not a bad thing that they exercise it but there also needs to be common sense.



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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5298 on: November 05, 2018, 12:09:13 PM »
I would say there are plenty more like him.

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5299 on: November 06, 2018, 12:50:19 AM »
The Grenfell bonfire. There is a video doing the rounds of some daft English f**kers burning a cardboard Grenfell tower on a bonfire. The prime minister has condemned it.

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5300 on: November 06, 2018, 05:59:02 PM »
From the latest Popbitch newsletter...

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Peter Andre turned on the Christmas lights last week in Spalding, Lincolnshire. In October. When it was still technically British Summer Time.
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« Reply #5301 on: November 06, 2018, 08:16:21 PM »
The Grenfell bonfire. There is a video doing the rounds of some daft English f**kers burning a cardboard Grenfell tower on a bonfire. The prime minister has condemned it.

Really sub human stuff. 6 arrests apparently.

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5303 on: November 08, 2018, 08:34:48 AM »
Raheem Sterling’s penalty decision last night in the CL.

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« Reply #5304 on: November 08, 2018, 11:32:29 AM »
Dutchman, 69, brings lawsuit to lower his age 20 years
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A Dutch "positivity trainer" has launched a legal battle to change his age and boost his dating prospects.

Emile Ratelband, 69, wants to shift his birthday from 11 March 1949 to 11 March 1969, comparing the change to identifying as being transgender.

"We live in a time when you can change your name and change your gender. Why can't I decide my own age?" he said.

A local court in the eastern city of Arnhem is expected to rule on the case within four weeks.

However officials were sceptical about the case, believing there was no legal mechanism allowing a person to change their birth date, local reports said.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46133262

Maybe I'd like to chop years off my age so I'd have one more year of minor football.
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5306 on: November 08, 2018, 08:27:16 PM »
I think Ger Butler and co know the way the world works, especially in Hollywood. That is the sole reason they were at the event.

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5307 on: November 08, 2018, 10:01:18 PM »
He has some neck on him for a purported Celtic supporter.

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5308 on: November 08, 2018, 11:32:05 PM »
He has some neck on him for a purported Celtic supporter.

Jasus Tony you're as bad as the journalists...sure its prob celtic's fault ::)
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5309 on: November 09, 2018, 05:47:05 AM »
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/family/parenting/thinking-twice-sharenting/

But the politics of sharenting – whether or not to upload images of your children online, particularly prior to their being old enough to consent to it – are becoming increasingly complicated, not least given a new report which says that, by the age of 13, the average child has more than 1,000 pictures of themselves on the internet.
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