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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #4905 on: May 14, 2018, 12:20:53 PM »
With all the chat about the rugby rape trial and treatment of women. Liberty nightclub in Buncrana thought it was wise to advertise it's nightclub with a picture of a woman's arse and a 19th hole caption. Should do 5 years hard time for stupidity.

Agreed. However, if you took down every advert that uses sex to sell its product then you would have very few adverts.
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« Reply #4906 on: May 16, 2018, 10:13:44 PM »
Due to a culture of litigation Irish schools are banning running in the school yards. So we have a sugar tax and young gasuns were never as fat, now schools are stopping kids doing the most natural thing kids do. Pro choice me hole.


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« Reply #4908 on: May 17, 2018, 06:07:24 PM »
@KFILE

One lawmaker said temperatures were not rising, another brought up global cooling, and Mo Brooks suggested land erosion caused rising sea level on a global scale. These are all members of the Science Committee. (link: http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2018/05/republican-lawmaker-rocks-tumbling-ocean-causing-sea-level-rise) sciencemag.org/news/2018/
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« Reply #4909 on: May 17, 2018, 07:06:07 PM »
Thanks (I guess) to our resident Toronto correspondent on this board for bringing this story to my attention...

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Woman Furiously Sh*ts On Floor Of Tim Hortons, Throws It At Employees

A woman in Canada was so incensed about something Tim Hortons employees did or didn’t do that she dropped her pants, took a dump on the floor, threw it, grabbed some napkins to wipe her ass, threw those too, and left.

There is no pixelation in this sped-up LiveLeak video. You are going to see everything that this woman, full of rage and previously turds, does to forever sully the floor of this Tim Hortons located in Langley, British Columbia.

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman-furiously-shits-on-floor-of-tim-hortons-throws-i-1826082960

The article is borderline NSFW, probably OK as long as the s-word doesn't trip alarms. The video however is definitely not.
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #4910 on: May 17, 2018, 09:14:06 PM »
Ihad heard their crepes were good! new one opening in belfast next week, hope she doesnt cone with it!

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« Reply #4911 on: May 18, 2018, 08:11:35 PM »
PENIS FACIALS!

Now that I've got your attention you may be wondering what the heck it is. I'll leave that to American actress Sandra Bollock Bullock, who has said she has had one, explain...

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‘I call it the penis facial,’ she told the audience. ‘And when you see how good it is to your face, you too will run to your local facialist and say: “give me the penis.”’...

...When asked what it is she pushes into her skin, the actress started giving a dubious explanation about ‘an extraction from a piece of skin that came from a young person far, far away,’ before Ellen laughingly clarified: ‘It’s foreskin from a Korean baby. That’s what it is. Who comes up with that?’

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The ‘foreskin facial,’ officially known as the Hollywood EGF Facial, is performed by New York based celebrity aesthetician Georgia Louise, who also treats Emma Stone, Katy Perry and Cate Blanchett – the latter has previously recommended the facial in interviews.

The five-step process comes with a £480 price tag and includes a cleanse, a chemical peel and a micro-needling wand, followed by a soothing face mask and the now infamous EGF serum that uses progenitor cells from Korean baby foreskin to help generate collagen and elastin.

http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/news/beauty-news/sandra-bullock-foreskin-facial-596468

Sounds like the perfect gift voucher to give to your wife or girlfriend. 🤢
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« Reply #4912 on: May 19, 2018, 12:19:30 AM »
I giver her it for free!
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« Reply #4913 on: May 21, 2018, 07:14:22 PM »
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/05/21/he-took-his-family-to-lunch-left-the-table-and-rammed-them-with-his-car-killing-two-police-say/


He took his family to lunch, left the table and rammed them with his car, killing two, police say

Father accused of crashing his car into a restaurant, killing his daughter
According to police, Roger Self intentionally rammed his car into a restaurant in Bessemer City, N.C., May 20, killing his daughter and daughter-in-law. (WBTV)

The Sunday lunch rush was underway at the Surf and Turf Lodge in Bessemer City, N.C., a restaurant about 30 miles west of Charlotte. Inside the rustic eatery with wooden plank walls, Roger Self, a former police officer turned private investigator, was eating appetizers with his family. Around noon, the 62-year-old got up from the table. The family thought he was going to the restroom, the Gaston Gazette later reported.

Moments later, waiter Brandon Wilson was heading to check on the table when a sound shattered the dining room.

“I saw a white Jeep just fly past my face,” Wilson told the Gazette. “It was so unreal. I saw chairs and tables and cups just flying everywhere. It just sounded like a tornado.”

With Self behind the wheel, the car blasted through the restaurant’s log cabin facade, punching into the heart of the building and colliding with the table where Self’s family was sitting, police said. Through curtains of dust, patrons and employees saw some people still pinned beneath the wreckage. “I helped paramedics move tables off this dude, and I moved debris out of the way so they could get to him,” a busboy told WSOC.


On Sunday afternoon, police confirmed that two people were killed in the crash. But the deaths were not the result of an accident, police said. They allege that Self intentionally drove his car into the building.

Self was taken into custody and charged with two counts of first-degree murder. According to WSOC, one of those killed was Self’s daughter, Katelyn Self, 26, a deputy with the Gaston County Sheriff’s Office. The other victim has been identified as Amanda Self, Roger Self’s daughter-in-law, who was an emergency room nurse and the mother of two, the station reported. Three others were injured, including Amanda Self’s 13-year-old daughter, according to the Gazette.

Roger Self has not filed a plea. No lawyer representing him could be located.

Two killed after father rams car into restaurant
Authorities said Roger Self intentionally drove his car into a Bessemer City, N.C., restaurant on May 20, killing his daughter and daughter-in-law. (Spectrum news)

“He drove his car into the building, killing people, so that’s why we took him into custody immediately,” Bessemer City Police Chief Thomas Ellis Jr. told reporters at a brief news conference on Sunday afternoon. But authorities have offered little insight into why a father would run down his family members.


“This is a hard time,” Gaston County Sheriff Alan Cloninger said at the news conference. “All I would ask is for people to keep the family in your prayers, and also the sheriff’s office. Because we’re suffering a little bit right now.”

According to the Gaston Gazette, Roger Self arrived at the restaurant with his family, including Katelyn Self; Amanda Self; Amanda’s husband, Josh, a Gaston County police officer; Josh and Amanda’s 13-year-old daughter; and Roger Self’s wife, Diane. The group was beginning to eat when Roger Self left the table.

Self, however, allegedly returned behind the wheel of his Jeep.

“It was chaotic, dust everywhere,” a waiter recounted to the Gazette. “The woman died in my manager’s arms.”

Self joined the Gastonia Police Department in the 1970s, according to a 2017 profile in the Gazette. Eventually, he jumped into private investigations, specializing in loss prevention for stores and corporate clients. “My skill is learning how to gather information, getting someone to talk with me,” Self told the paper.


But in recent months, Self had been wrestling with mental illness, Austin Rammell, a pastor at Venture Church, told WSOC. A family friend for 16 years, he told the station that Self was beset by anxiety, depression and mental breakdowns. Sometimes he would go days without leaving his bed, Rammell said.

“He’s been taking precautions. He had all the guns removed from his house, so he was making steps that were rational steps.”

The family was aware of Self’s battles, Rammell said.

“Family has been loving him through this,” the pastor said. “This was not a conscious act by their father, and they know that.”
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« Reply #4914 on: May 21, 2018, 08:25:12 PM »
Some of you might have come across the laurel/yanny thing. This is even more bizarre.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi-2TgQl7Ot/?r=wa1
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« Reply #4916 on: May 21, 2018, 09:02:37 PM »
Some of you might have come across the laurel/yanny thing. This is even more bizarre.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi-2TgQl7Ot/?r=wa1
Hmmm that is weird alright!

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« Reply #4917 on: May 21, 2018, 09:35:48 PM »
https://www.irishnews.com/news/northernirelandnews/2018/05/21/news/skirmishes-mar-newry-first-holy-communion-ceremony-1334269/

Two groups of Travellers are said to have clashed ahead of a First Holy Communion Mass in Newry on Saturday. Police have confirmed that officers were called to St Brigid's Church in Derrybeg after reports of a fracas before the morning ceremony. According to reports, two groups from the Travelling community were engaged in "bickering and quarrelling" as families and young children prepared themselves for their first communion. It is understood one group left the scene after the confrontation. Police said last night there were no arrests and no complaints.

Meanwhile, it has been reported that armed gardaí were present at a First Holy Communion ceremony in Longford town. It is understood a local school requested the gardaí be present due to an ongoing feud between two Traveller families. In February, four members of the same family were jailed for a total of seven-and-a-half years over a shooting at a Traveller wedding in St Mary's Church in Newtownbutler, Co Fermanagh in 2015.


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« Reply #4919 on: May 23, 2018, 03:39:29 PM »
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/23/otago-university-seizes-and-destroys-copies-of-student-magazine-that-depict-menstruation

"Saskia Rushton-Green, the freelance illustrator who designed the cover image of the gender-neutral person menstruating"
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