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laoislad

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #4320 on: April 14, 2017, 12:53:37 PM »
Just had a ham sambo for lunch.

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #4321 on: April 14, 2017, 02:42:37 PM »
Easter opening hours.

And while i'm here, the whole not eating meat but fish is ok craic for a couple of days in the year.
My Mother who was a devout catholic lived in South Africa for 4/5 years, went to confession in Capetown.  Afterwards the priest said to her.  "What was that bit about eating meat on Friday all about?"  She said is it not a sin?  He said that he never heard that one before.  Apparently it was introduced here to give the fish mongers a wee turn on a Friday
Saturday night was the weekly bath day so by Friday everyone was smelling so bad that it could be blamed on cooking oily fish on Friday.

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #4322 on: April 14, 2017, 03:00:41 PM »
I've two rib eye steaks in the fridge for tonight's dinner.
Had my usual Friday breakfast roll this morning also.

Wouldn't worry too much. Even if you do go straight to hell it will likely be a significant  upgrade to living in Laois!

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #4323 on: April 14, 2017, 07:28:07 PM »
Leicester City fans singing about Spanish b**tards, German bombers and ownership rights to Gibraltar in the middle of Madrid. Welcome to the post Brexit rise of British nationalism.
They might as well enjoy themselves while they still can use RyanAir and quick queue to get into the EU. In any case Leicester City fans wont have to worry too much about travelling to European games for long more
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #4324 on: April 15, 2017, 08:48:23 AM »
The UK Government has stopped spending on YouTube ads after ads for the Home Office, the BBC and Transport for London appeared alongside hate mongering and homophobic videos

https://www.ft.com/content/04f8bf56-0b12-11e7-97d1-5e720a26771b

Google don't care

I was watching a video of Arlene defending the DUP position on gay marriage and on a panel alongside the video was an ad for luxury gay holidays in the Caribbean.
It must have been sponsored by SF. 
Last of the choc-ices there now

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #4325 on: April 15, 2017, 10:16:51 AM »
The UK Government has stopped spending on YouTube ads after ads for the Home Office, the BBC and Transport for London appeared alongside hate mongering and homophobic videos

https://www.ft.com/content/04f8bf56-0b12-11e7-97d1-5e720a26771b

Google don't care

I was watching a video of Arlene defending the DUP position on gay marriage and on a panel alongside the video was an ad for luxury gay holidays in the Caribbean.
It must have been sponsored by SF.

So when are you going to the Caribbean
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #4326 on: April 15, 2017, 10:44:29 AM »
I've two rib eye steaks in the fridge for tonight's dinner.
Had my usual Friday breakfast roll this morning also.
That statement made me go what the f**k. It's akin to a 10 year old in the 1960s telling his mate he didn't tell all his sins in confession.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2017, 10:51:18 AM by Dougal Maguire »
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #4327 on: April 15, 2017, 10:45:37 AM »
The UK Government has stopped spending on YouTube ads after ads for the Home Office, the BBC and Transport for London appeared alongside hate mongering and homophobic videos

https://www.ft.com/content/04f8bf56-0b12-11e7-97d1-5e720a26771b

Google don't care

I was watching a video of Arlene defending the DUP position on gay marriage and on a panel alongside the video was an ad for luxury gay holidays in the Caribbean.
It must have been sponsored by SF.

I thought that the Google Ads were reflective of your own browsing history...you know targeted advertising?

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #4328 on: April 16, 2017, 06:30:51 PM »

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #4329 on: April 21, 2017, 10:52:39 AM »
The Borussia Dortmond bus bomber did it to manipulate their share price!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39664212


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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #4330 on: April 21, 2017, 12:52:03 PM »
Deuteronomy 25:11-12
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #4331 on: April 21, 2017, 01:38:15 PM »
Deuteronomy 25:11


Are there many one handed women in Armagh?

There's a lot to be said for a good old bible read, especially for nuggets like that.

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #4332 on: April 21, 2017, 02:20:15 PM »
Deuteronomy 25:11


Are there many one handed women in Armagh?

There's a lot to be said for a good old bible read, especially for nuggets like that.
And every single word is the word of God
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #4333 on: April 21, 2017, 03:29:57 PM »
Deuteronomy 25:11-12

Can't argue with a word of that, in fairness.
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #4334 on: May 04, 2017, 01:00:05 PM »
The US Department of Justice is literally prosecuting a woman for laughing at Jeff Sessions.

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/5/2/15518574/desiree-fairooz-justice-department

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