Things that make you go What the F**k?

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ross4life

In recent hotel after been out untill 4am i hung the do not disturb sign on door the following morning at 9am i got a call from reception asking do i really not want to be disturbed?

On Delta flight back into Dublin the air hostess said after landing welcome to london's Dublin.
The key to success is to be consistently competitive -- if you bang on the door often it will open

johnneycool

Quote from: ross4life on April 08, 2012, 07:58:01 PM


On Delta flight back into Dublin the air hostess said after landing welcome to london's Dublin.

Well they probably thought the IMF's HQ were in the city of London

haranguerer

Quote from: johnneycool on April 09, 2012, 10:20:46 AM
Quote from: ross4life on April 08, 2012, 07:58:01 PM


On Delta flight back into Dublin the air hostess said after landing welcome to london's Dublin.

Well they probably thought the IMF's HQ were in the city of London 

V good  :)

ziggy90

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Quote from: ross4life on April 08, 2012, 07:58:01 PM
In recent hotel after been out untill 4am i hung the do not disturb sign on door the following morning at 9am i got a call from reception asking do i really  ;not want to be disturbed?

On Delta flight back into Dublin the air hostess said after landing welcome to london's Dublin.

Was it on April 1st. :D
Questions that shouldn't be asked shouldn't be answered

Hereiam

The RUC videoing the cars parked on ballygawley street during sunday mass. A 5 min operation with hard men standing with guns as back up. WTF

Thefisherking

When did that happen? Thought that s@#t stopped years ago

Hereiam


ross4life

Quote from: ziggy90 on April 09, 2012, 11:26:16 AM
Quote from: ross4life on April 08, 2012, 07:58:01 PM
In recent hotel after been out untill 4am i hung the do not disturb sign on door the following morning at 9am i got a call from reception asking do i really  ;not want to be disturbed?

On Delta flight back into Dublin the air hostess said after landing welcome to london's Dublin.

Was it on April 1st. :D
Was a few days after April fools day.
The key to success is to be consistently competitive -- if you bang on the door often it will open

ONeill

I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.





SLIGONIAN


NSFW Argentina version of strictly come dancing but has pole dancing and strip dancing, my WTF moment comes near the end apparaent shes a model celeb and her parents are in the front row, the host is funny, good clip...enjoy

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xlhmq7_woman-gets-completely-naked-on-argentina-s-dancing-with-the-stars_sexy
"hard work will always beat talent if talent doesn't work"

laoislad

'Miracle' baby found alive after 12 hours in morgue

Parents in Argentina discover their premature baby girl was alive 12 hours after doctors declared her dead.

A baby that had been declared dead at birth was discovered alive by her parents after she had spent 12 hours in a frigid morgue drawer in Argentina.

The baby, born about three months prematurely, was whisked off to the morgue before her parents even saw her, said the baby's mother, Analia Bouter.

"I don't remember much because I was put to sleep," Bouter said through a translator. "They never showed me the baby."

Twelve hours after the baby was declared dead at the Argentine hospital, Bouter and her husband insisted hospital employees bring them to the morgue and allow them to say goodbye.

But when morgue employees opened the drawer where the baby lay, the parents heard her crying.

"That's when we heard the baby cry," said Favian Veron, the baby's father.

Bouter fell to her knees in disbelief, fearing she was hallucinating.

The baby is now in critical care and improving, according to the hospital.

Dr. Barry Halpern, medical director of the NICU at Northridge Hospital Medical Center, suspects that the Argentine doctors presumed the baby was dead because they didn't hear a heart beat. "The staff probably listened to the heartbeat and didn't think they heard one," Halpern told TODAY. "Perhaps it was a very faint beat that they didn't hear."

Halpern said this kind of mistake isn't likely to happen with an experienced staff.

"The more experienced the staff, the more experienced the physicians, the less likely it is for something like this to happen," he said.

Argentinian health officials have suspended five hospital workers pending an investigation. The parents say they plan to sue.

The parents have named their baby, "Luz Milagros," their little miracle.
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