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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #7110 on: January 25, 2021, 04:29:37 PM »
The gym owner in Newry back at it  ::)

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/news/covid-19-accused-ni-gym-owner-trainor-hands-bloody-birth-certificate-into-court-40002585.html

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A JUDGE was left shocked after a gym owner accused of breaching coronavirus regulations handed a birth certificate with what is believed to have been his bloody thumbprint on it into court.

District judge Eamon King told Newry Magistrates Court on Wednesday he had been given a number of items by Co Down man Declan Trainor, including a birth certificate "with a thumbprint on it... it looks like a bloody fingerprint".

Judge King said the document, which came with a postage stamp and a red seal, read: "I am settler Declan Trainor and do take control of the dominion Declan Trainor."

Rosie Fitzpatrick, the defendant's solicitor, said that she could "only apologise" for the incident.

The judge replied: "There's no need for that. Can you tell him to stop handing in rubbish?"

What a Slabber. Hadn't even £1000 to cover his own bail.

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« Reply #7111 on: January 25, 2021, 04:38:30 PM »
I had dealings with this guy back in September time when I went to buy some gym equipment.  He was an awful w**ker to deal with, me asking genuine questions about purchasing some gear costing around a grand, him giving me 1 word responses slurping down a coffee. 

He is making an awful twat out of himself now

Doesn't he have 3/4 restraining orders against him too? 1 of them, he beat lumps out of and locked in a cupboard/storage.

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« Reply #7112 on: January 25, 2021, 04:48:58 PM »
The gym owner in Newry back at it  ::)

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/news/covid-19-accused-ni-gym-owner-trainor-hands-bloody-birth-certificate-into-court-40002585.html

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A JUDGE was left shocked after a gym owner accused of breaching coronavirus regulations handed a birth certificate with what is believed to have been his bloody thumbprint on it into court.

District judge Eamon King told Newry Magistrates Court on Wednesday he had been given a number of items by Co Down man Declan Trainor, including a birth certificate "with a thumbprint on it... it looks like a bloody fingerprint".

Judge King said the document, which came with a postage stamp and a red seal, read: "I am settler Declan Trainor and do take control of the dominion Declan Trainor."

Rosie Fitzpatrick, the defendant's solicitor, said that she could "only apologise" for the incident.

The judge replied: "There's no need for that. Can you tell him to stop handing in rubbish?"

What a Slabber. Hadn't even £1000 to cover his own bail.
Must have anger management issues on top of Covid losses
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #7113 on: January 25, 2021, 04:53:23 PM »
Iím not sure, I canít say I know anymore about him other than my own interaction and his comical take on the law thatís being played out over the news. 
Given his tone and mannerisms towards the judge, you can surly expect near maximum fines to be sent in his direction.   
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« Reply #7114 on: January 25, 2021, 05:16:59 PM »
A gym owner called Trainor being hauled up in front of a King.

Must be great fodder for the newspaper headline writers.
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« Reply #7115 on: February 04, 2021, 03:22:53 AM »
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« Reply #7116 on: February 05, 2021, 12:15:17 PM »

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« Reply #7118 on: February 05, 2021, 02:25:04 PM »
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

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« Reply #7119 on: February 05, 2021, 07:45:09 PM »
Parish council meeting going viral;

https://news.sky.com/story/foul-tempered-and-occasionally-sweary-parish-council-meeting-becomes-internet-hit-12208981

Saw worse at manys a GAA committee meeting

Yeah was thinking most Gaa clubs AGM would trump that, the middle class Twitter luvvies seem to be loving it

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« Reply #7120 on: February 05, 2021, 08:22:29 PM »
WTF ...

Three dead in a fight over snow: Man, 47, shoots feuding neighbors with handgun and rifle for shoveling snow into his yard - before turning gun on himself

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9223991/Couple-killed-row-shoveling-dumping-snow-neighbors-yard.html

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« Reply #7121 on: February 05, 2021, 09:21:33 PM »
WTF ...

Three dead in a fight over snow: Man, 47, shoots feuding neighbors with handgun and rifle for shoveling snow into his yard - before turning gun on himself

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9223991/Couple-killed-row-shoveling-dumping-snow-neighbors-yard.html

Seen the video last night. Jesus H Christ. America for ye!

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« Reply #7122 on: February 05, 2021, 09:30:34 PM »
With the snow coming next week, I am happy that my neighbours do not own any assault weapons.
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #7123 on: February 05, 2021, 09:46:23 PM »
The Gaurds "boosting our morale" doing silly dances.

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« Reply #7124 on: February 05, 2021, 09:54:38 PM »
With the snow coming next week, I am happy that my neighbours do not own any assault weapons.

Iím sure they have a bread knife, high heel shoes or a Selfie stick?