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Fionntamhnach

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #6870 on: October 21, 2020, 07:52:10 AM »
Florida Man strikes again...

Florida deputy gives kids guns to fight demons he said were in home

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ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. (WESH) – A now-former Orange County deputy is accused of giving a gun to a child and telling her to shoot anyone who entered his apartment. He also allegedly performed an exorcism on a second child.

According to local NBC affiliate WESH, Christopher Dougherty was arrested on Sunday after deputies were called to an apartment on Thursday.

Deputies said the found Dougherty with a gun at the apartment and saw a young girl lying on the floor with a rifle.

https://nbc-2.com/news/state/2020/10/20/florida-deputy-gives-kids-guns-to-fight-demons-he-said-were-in-home/
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #6871 on: October 21, 2020, 07:32:29 PM »
Were they at least dipped in holy water? f**k all use against demons otherwise.

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« Reply #6872 on: October 23, 2020, 09:00:23 PM »
There was some news item on there about Irish language street signs. It finished by mentioning the cost. All in - about £1000 per sign.
That’s a lot of dough to get a bit of tin stuck on a gable wall.

£950 for bullshit "consultation" to see if the inhabitants are bigoted in that street, and £50 to erect the sign.
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« Reply #6873 on: October 23, 2020, 10:12:36 PM »
Staff costs! Public sector in this kip is some craic. I wonder whose brother got the gig.

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« Reply #6874 on: October 23, 2020, 10:41:59 PM »
To be fair, the cost of a fada is astronomical.

On another note, just seeing that Wikipedia has the Ulster-Scots translation on the right-hand side, for place names. Here are a couple:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coalisland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/County_Tyrone
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lough_Neagh
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« Reply #6875 on: October 23, 2020, 10:44:42 PM »
To be fair, the cost of a fada is astronomical.

On another note, just seeing that Wikipedia has the Ulster-Scots translation on the right-hand side, for place names. Here are a couple:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coalisland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/County_Tyrone
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lough_Neagh
Loch Neagh  :-\

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« Reply #6876 on: October 24, 2020, 12:19:01 AM »
Staff costs! Public sector in this kip is some craic. I wonder whose brother got the gig.

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #6877 on: October 26, 2020, 06:54:35 PM »
Shooting in Kanturk, Cork - 3 dead. Dispute over land from reports on Twitter. WTF??

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« Reply #6878 on: October 27, 2020, 11:57:05 AM »
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-52906368

From what i hear this is not going to go away. And nor should it.

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« Reply #6879 on: October 27, 2020, 12:25:04 PM »
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-52906368

From what i hear this is not going to go away. And nor should it.

The stupidity of the jobsworths behind this.

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« Reply #6880 on: October 27, 2020, 03:14:21 PM »
MI5 set up the Omagh bomb so that the Brits could go into a war in Afghanistan and Iraq - despite it happening three years before 9/11

This woman needs an intervention - https://twitter.com/aciquestion/status/1319534018279473152

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« Reply #6881 on: October 27, 2020, 04:13:13 PM »
MI5 set up the Omagh bomb so that the Brits could go into a war in Afghanistan and Iraq - despite it happening three years before 9/11

This woman needs an intervention - https://twitter.com/aciquestion/status/1319534018279473152

Step away from the computer woman dear!

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« Reply #6882 on: October 27, 2020, 04:23:05 PM »

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-52906368

From what i hear this is not going to go away. And nor should it.

Spike Milligan was able to get some Irish on his gravestone.



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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #6883 on: October 27, 2020, 10:12:47 PM »
I heard he had ‘I told you I was ill’ on his headstone.

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« Reply #6884 on: October 27, 2020, 10:14:49 PM »
"I told you i was ill mo chara"