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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5820 on: July 25, 2019, 01:31:50 PM »
Stolen from Twitter.
Dublin Airport received almost 4000 noise complaints in the first six months of the year.

3,100 were made by ONE person.

Someone is complaining to the airport 17 times a day.

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It was Michael O'Leary, complaining about Aer Lingus planes.

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5821 on: July 25, 2019, 02:22:06 PM »
Stolen from Twitter.
Dublin Airport received almost 4000 noise complaints in the first six months of the year.

3,100 were made by ONE person.

Someone is complaining to the airport 17 times a day.

🤯

It was Michael O'Leary, complaining about Aer Lingus planes.

Or a software test engineer who inadvertently left the system running.
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5822 on: July 25, 2019, 08:51:18 PM »
Stolen from Twitter.
Dublin Airport received almost 4000 noise complaints in the first six months of the year.

3,100 were made by ONE person.

Someone is complaining to the airport 17 times a day.

🤯

It was Michael O'Leary, complaining about Aer Lingus planes.

Or a software test engineer who inadvertently left the system running.

Or Syferus....


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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5824 on: July 31, 2019, 10:43:54 PM »
Plumes of midges on the M1 at Lurgan this evening. Windscreen  is the scene of a massacre.

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5825 on: July 31, 2019, 11:17:19 PM »
Plumes of midges on the M1 at Lurgan this evening. Windscreen  is the scene of a massacre.

Faced with living in Lurgan they probably committed Hari Kiri.
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5826 on: July 31, 2019, 11:48:02 PM »
Plumes of midges on the M1 at Lurgan this evening. Windscreen  is the scene of a massacre.

Lough Neagh fly's...we bastids, ya wanna try cycling into them...brutal
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5827 on: July 31, 2019, 11:52:06 PM »
Plumes of midges on the M1 at Lurgan this evening. Windscreen  is the scene of a massacre.

Lough Neagh fly's...we bastids, ya wanna try cycling into them...brutal
Have never seen that before. At first I thought it was smoke ahead from a lorry and then there was just cloud after cloud of them. I've seen the wee cnuts years ago at Oxford Island but yes driving into definitely preferable to cycling  :-\

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5828 on: August 01, 2019, 06:42:29 AM »
Heard the loughshore wans on about this cloud ahead and then the next thing your windscreen's all green. They're fairly adamant they aren't midges tho some other sorta fly they reckon.

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5829 on: August 01, 2019, 08:16:00 AM »
Must have been a great night for the birds that feed on them.
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5830 on: August 02, 2019, 09:11:36 PM »
Boy has 526 teeth removed from his mouth!!

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https://www.yahoo.com/news/7-old-boy-526-teeth-093016922.html
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5831 on: August 03, 2019, 01:51:36 PM »
https://www.itv.com/news/utv/2019-08-03/people-hit-by-car-outside-west-belfast-cemetery/
Another one in Drogheda-Dundalk last week?
No connection obviously but strange events

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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5832 on: August 03, 2019, 02:24:02 PM »
https://www.itv.com/news/utv/2019-08-03/people-hit-by-car-outside-west-belfast-cemetery/
Another one in Drogheda-Dundalk last week?
No connection obviously but strange events

Seen footage of it, just s dirt bag who’s ploughed into people! These people continue to death race and the courts still allow them out!
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5833 on: August 06, 2019, 12:14:44 PM »
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/08/05/tate-modern-teenager-arrested-throwing-french-boy-10th-floor/

A teenager who has been charged of throwing a six-year-old French boy from the viewing platform at Tate Modern may have spent up to two hours selecting his victim, Scotland Yard has said.

The 17-year-old, who has been charged on suspicion of attempted murder, is thought to have been hanging around the gallery acting suspiciously from around midday on Sunday.

At some point he ascended to the 10th floor viewing level and just after 2.30pm allegedly grabbed a six-year-old boy, who was with his mother, and hurled him over the balcony.

The youngster, a French national, who was visiting London with his family, remained in a critical but stable condition in hospital.

The boy fell five storeys, around 100ft, before landing on a fifth floor roof of the gallery.

Witnesses described hearing a loud bang before seeing a woman screaming: "Where's my son, where's my son?."

The little boy was airlifted to hospital, where it was initially feared that he might not survive.
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Re: Things that make you go What the F**k?
« Reply #5834 on: August 07, 2019, 12:53:23 PM »
Spanish guy decides to make video of himself throwing fridge over cliff, with an anti recycling message. He doesn't bother concealing the reg number on his van.

https://www.newstalk.com/news/man-fridge-spain-cliff-890892
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