101 things to do with Oisin McConville's book

[dodo]

73. Put it on the end of a fishing line and see all the sukkas rushing towards it.

[the Deel Rover]

74)    use it as a fly squatter 

[Bensars]

75. Put it on the mantlepiece to keep the children away from the fire

[Louth Exile]

44. Dress up as Hitler Youth and burn it in the middle of the town square

Best on yet, you could of course change Hitler Youth for Tyrone Supporters

[Over the Bar]

76.      Give it to a much-disliked relative as a Christms present.

[ziggysego]

77. Steady the wonky table in the kitchen with it.

[ziggysego]

78. Use it to toilet train the dog.

[ONeill]

79. Put it on your head and balance it. Hey presto. Aaron Kernan.

[In the Onion Bag]

80 - DO NOT, REPEAT, DO NOT GET ME ONE FOR CRIMBO.

81 - GIFT IT TO ALL WHO ANNOY YOU.

[orangeman]

82 Use it as a Tee to sit the ball on for goalies to help them with their kick outs !

[ziggysego]

84. Read it to your children at night to sleep to sleep.

[orangeman]

What Ziggy ? And give them nightmares ?

[Over the Bar]

79. Put it on your head and balance it. Hey presto. Aaron Kernan.

LOL.   A classic!   

[Hardy]

Good one.

86. Send a copy to Dessie Farrell - all this money floating about in the game from book publishing, etc. There must be some way the the GPA can get a piece of it.

[ziggysego]

87. Get One Bar to endorse the book.