Evil Parents

[Orior]

Following on from the Richie McRichie thread, who has been landed with unusal handles by their cruel parents?

I'll start with the sister of Jon Tickle, of Big Brother fame. His sister is called Tess.

[Gabriel_Hurl]

Willie Stroker

poor bugger

[Puckoon]

Dick Trickle, NASCAR driver

[Our Nail Loney]

Gary and Phils da-Neville Neville!

[Louth Exile]

I know a Liam Small

[Square Ball]

Heidi Hole

I kid you not.

[A Quinn Martin Production]

Urban myth or was there ever a girl called Attracta Cox??

Ruby Walsh and Joyce McMullan sounded a bit odd when you first heardthem 

[Puckoon]

I think attracta cox is a sister of penny lane.

[Square Ball]

The usual

Theresa Green

Mary Christmas

[Puckoon]

Younger brother has a friend called pete burns.
Ive one friend has 4 older brothers, youngest of which is 8 years older than he is. Their names?
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

[Square Ball]

this one is great, what a chat up line..

Bloke to girl "Wahts you name"

Girl " Juile Smith" "Whats yours"

Bloke " Roger Mee"

Roger Mee , M.B., CH.B,

google it

[gawa316]

I've heard of a girl called Fonda Cox!!

[Puckoon]

Havnt we all

[passedit]

Lords groundsman 'Mick' Hunt must be the only english Michael who doesnt shorten his first name to Mike.

Daily Mirror money correspondant used to be Richard Head. Fairly sure that was a pseudonym though.

[Puckoon]

That was a one off.