Theres questions for everything, it goes in order:
1. Well when are you going to make an honest woman of that girl?
2. Congratulations, have you set a date yet?
3. Ack, sure its not long now - are you nervous yet? (which you're not, but you feel like you should be cos everyone keeps asking you)
4. Ack sure you both look lovely - great day, the band was fantastic - thinking of babies soon?
5. Well - do you know if its a boy or a girl? Its a girl? Ack really? Did you find out? Ack I wouldnt have found out myself, I like a bit of a surprise!

6. Wheres the wife - I havnt seen her about in a great while now.

PS - Delete this thread.