Limerick Time

[Frank Casey]

Billy Morgan had a dream.
Felt he'd made the perfect team.
When the goalie was polled
Star Donaghy goaled
And Cork came apart at the seam.

[ziggysego]

 

[From the Bunker]

 

[pintsofguinness]

If I rolled my eyes at that I'd be accused of being grumpy

[ziggysego]

If I rolled my eyes at that I'd be accused of being grumpy

You are grumpy though

[pintsofguinness]

Not always!
And when I am it's only because people irritate me!


I quite liked the poem

[Pietas]

There was a young fellow called Frank
Whose limericks were a load of old w**k
One day on this site
He wrote a load of pure s***e
And his hopes of the Booker Prize sank.

[quit yo jibbajabba]

There was a young man called Oisin
Who lost a fortune at the bookies
This was meant to rhyme
But i havent the time
Im away to hang out the washin..........



Coat got; outa here;

[Spiritof98]

 

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

There was a team from the Kingdom of Kerry,
Who'd not be beaten by Dublin, Cork or Derry,
But the lads from the Red Hand,
Had the measure of that band,
And sent them packing just like the Puck Fairy

[Frank Casey]

There was a young fellow called Frank
Whose limericks were a load of old w**k
One day on this site
He wrote a load of pure s***e
And his hopes of the Booker Prize sank.

Pietas,

You may well be right.

FC

[Mike Sheehy]

There was a team from the Kingdom of Kerry,
Who'd not be beaten by Dublin, Cork or Derry,
But the lads from the Red Hand,
Had the measure of that band,
And sent them packing just like the Puck Fairy

not a limerick but......

twos years have past and your still crap   (doo daa, doo daa)
stuck at the quarter final mark (doo daa, doo daa)
excuses are all we hear (doo daa doo daa)
of injuries and retiree's (doo daa doo daa)

puke football it is dead and gone (doo daa, doo daa)
but Pat, the legend, still lives on (doo daa, doo daa)
and hopefully we'll never see (doo daa, doo daa)
a team so dull and unlovely (doo daa , doo daa)

and now the Kingdom reign again (doo daa, doo daa)
saving the game  from Ulster men (doo daa, doo daa)
sing it high and sing it low (doo daa, doo daa)
we're goin for  three in a row !! (doo daa , doo daa)

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

What took you so long, you're slipping! 

[Mike Sheehy]

I'm trying to be nice to ye ...its tough 

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

And how it's appreciated, never to be forgotten. Well done the Kingdom, but our day will come