THINGS THAT P##S ME OFF.

[sureyouwill]

Feminism - the type who won't take out the bin or cut the f**king grass. 

[Flameboy]

 

c'mon Rois, whats right is right eh?

We'll mow the lwan, you do the ironing...

it's called "quid pro quo"

[downredblack]

While we are in the kitchen ...

Putting the empty Milk Carton back in the fridge .
Mess round the top of the sauce bottle .
Half ironing a shirt only to find bird shit on it .
Tumble dryer never empty when you go to load it .

[5 Sams]

Dishes in the sink when you go for a piss

[Flameboy]

 

yeah i hate it when that happens....

[Flameboy]

having to pay tax to support lazy bastard spongers, and free house s/cars for immigrants....getting nothing back in return ....

after all i've done for this country...

[downredblack]

Was nearly ploughed out of it the other by a Nigerian lady , who then went on to give me the friendly two finger salute . When I rolled down the window to enquire what the problem was she decided to inform me that I was a racist Bastard . Loved that I'll tell ya .   

[Flameboy]

you should've just dropped her on the spot..

"Nobody fucks with the jesus man..."

[dodo]

Bursting for a slash when on the beer when wearing a belt with button fly jeans

[Galwaybhoy]

people who feel the need to mention every time i meet them that my hair is receding...Like i dont already f**king know

 
Ya I know how it feels, and I'm only 21...

Also when I go to use butter and theres all crumbs from toast on it.  Drives me mad.

[dubnut]

Or when the butter is too hard and rips your bread to bits!

[laoislad]

people who feel the need to mention every time i meet them that my hair is receding...Like i dont already f**king know

 
Ya I know how it feels, and I'm only 21...

Also when I go to use butter and theres all crumbs from toast on it.  Drives me mad.

It started when i was 21 am 28 now..Just shave it all off you'll feel much better bout yourself i bought me own razor and give it a number 1 shave every week

[Galwaybhoy]

people who feel the need to mention every time i meet them that my hair is receding...Like i dont already f**king know

 
Ya I know how it feels, and I'm only 21...

Also when I go to use butter and theres all crumbs from toast on it.  Drives me mad.

It started when i was 21 am 28 now..Just shave it all off you'll feel much better bout yourself i bought me own razor and give it a number 1 shave every week

Ya thats what I plan on doing in the future.  Used to always shave my head when I was younger so dont mind.  Its currently a bit longer at the moment and looks ok so I might wait tell after winter before I shave it.

[Canalman]

1 Nippy corner forwards.(Used to be weeded out of game through brutality many years ago.....the good old days)

2 Soccer TV pundits who slate the ref after watching the "Incident" from 5 camera angles

3 Teapots that dribble all over the place when you pour.

[turkey+ham]

side salad that takes up half the plate