How Metrosexual Are You?

[ziggysego]

That there is, but I've never frequent it. I'm rough and ready, but hard pushed to even use a bit of spray on my way out the door on a Saturday night!

[fred the red]

I got my pubes shaved by a nurse when i had a hernia. havnt got round to doing it again though.

[unforgiven]

I got my pubes shaved by a nurse when i had a hernia. havnt got round to doing it again though.

So i should hire a nurse then?

[fred the red]

it sounds like its too late if you already have the job done. they are a bastid growing back!

[unforgiven]

maybe I am.  But surely I'm not the only one on here doing the same? 

[Longshanks]

Only one on the board admitting to it anyway!!

Aye I got an op once had to have that area shaved, said I could either have it all off or just half (i.e where they needed to operate)
what the fook would I have looked like with half of it off?

went the whole hog!!itchy as hell growing back..

[screenexile]

i've just realised after reading through this , i've dyed the hair, straightened it, used mosteriour, own several pink shirts, i'm sounding rather gay i must admit

Dude... you are so gay!

[The Real Laoislad]

maybe I am.  But surely I'm not the only one on here doing the same? 

You not the only one i have often given the crown jewels a bit of a haircut

[Gabriel_Hurl]

I'm so metrosexual I'm going to this on Sunday

http://www.pridetoronto.com/pride_parade.php

[Puckoon]

A 'friend' made this mistake one valentines day. He was headed over to a very very very cold eastern european country. Thought it was a good idea. Went a bit further than the scissors and clippers - this eejit took the mac 3 to them. All worked out fine until he was done - and (he says) the whole thing was shriveled up like a pickled walnut with goosebumps. Then he hit the -15degree weather and he thought the sac was going to tighten up until the nuts and the whole shebang were squeezed out like a pimple.

This fella has since moved to warmer climes - and is happy enough leaving them the way they are by all accounts. However the last day I was chatting to him - he said he was getting worried about a stray grey...

[ziggysego]

For goodness sake Puck, let him to dye!!

[Our Nail Loney]

bump for kinghen

[Our Nail Loney]

shaving is costing me a fortune, anyone else get this amount of stuff?

Nivea for men pre-shave face wash (about 4 or 5 quid a pop)
Gillette Fusion Power blades (rip off but the best, about 10er for a pack)
King Of Shaves Shaving Gel (the green one with the aloe vera and stuff, doesn't foam up just lathers a little) (again about 4quid)
Nivea for men replenishing balm (about 6 quid a bottle!)

Does that sound a bit   

[kinghen]

i think that trimmin th'aul pubage is a must, im not talkin about using razors or anything but a wee trim with the scissors tidies the whole thing up

[bennydorano]

Cant shave with them gels at all, shaving brush and soap for me.  You need the moisturiser after shaving with soap everyday (Mac 3).  My biggest outlay is on aftershave, I have about 7 or 8 different bottles, I just cant help myself.  My favourite is Paco Rabanne (sp?), not that dear at about £15 for a good size bottle but I find it is excellent for the skin, would never need moisturiser when using it.