Handy Tips and advice

[bingobus]

New thread, if anyone has any issues that may be addressed through other board members experience they can seek the advice in here.

My problem: Spiders. Seem to have an abnormal number knocking around the house. I have heard that due to the mild winters and damp summers that spider and insect numbers are higher than ever before.

Anyone any tips/old housewives remedies as how to rid them. i have heard of glasses of lemon juice will do the trick?

All answers on a postcard please.

[The Real Laoislad]

Have the same problem...Also has anyone noticed how huge the spiders are nowadays

[illdecide]

New thread, if anyone has any issues that may be addressed through other board members experience they can seek the advice in here.

My problem: Spiders. Seem to have an abnormal number knocking around the house. I have heard that due to the mild winters and damp summers that spider and insect numbers are higher than ever before.

Anyone any tips/old housewives remedies as how to rid them. i have heard of glasses of lemon juice will do the trick?

All answers on a postcard please.

Why, what harm are they doing. Its only a fecking spider, They'll eat the pesky flys for you

[The Real Laoislad]

Anyone know how to make a 02 phone accept a Vodafone Sim Card?

[DoYerJob Linesman]

Get it drunk on blue WKD and then try.

[man in black]

Anyone know a cure for warts?

[The Claw]

Anyone know how to make a 02 phone accept a Vodafone Sim Card?

You have to unblock the phone. You can get some shady characters to do it for you but the best way is to risk O2 and ask them to give you the unblocking code. THe thing is, they dont like people unblocking phones because that means that people can do exactly what you want to do, put another network's sim card into it.
If you ring up saying that you are going to the States for a couple of months and want to be able to use your phone over there by buying a US sim card, they shoudl give you the number.

[Gnevin]

Anyone know how to make a 02 phone accept a Vodafone Sim Card?

You have to unblock the phone. You can get some shady characters to do it for you but the best way is to risk O2 and ask them to give you the unblocking code. THe thing is, they dont like people unblocking phones because that means that people can do exactly what you want to do, put another network's sim card into it.
If you ring up saying that you are going to the States for a couple of months and want to be able to use your phone over there by buying a US sim card, they shoudl give you the number.

If you've had the phone for more than a year they have to unblock it for you

[mannix]

Alternatively you can threaten the assistant behind the counter with a large spider, they may be afraid and change it for you on the spot.
A cure for dry eyes is pouring lemon juice into them, it will sting for an hour or so but you will never complain about dry eyes again.

[Main Street]

That sounds the same as rubbing Vick on your balls.

[The Real Laoislad]

That sounds the same as rubbing Vick on your balls.

[Orior]

Anyone know how to remove Vic from my balls?

[muppet]

Have the same problem...Also has anyone noticed how huge the spiders are nowadays

Are you noticing the stairs is getting steeper and the telly isn't loud enough any more so you have to turn it up? Are you finding that you insist on paying by the exact change no matter how long it takes to count and that you are beginning to go to mass, funerals and novenas at least once a day?

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[Main Street]

Anyone know how to remove Vic from my balls?

If you can stop screaming for 15 seconds i will tell you.

[bingobus]

Anyone know how to remove Vic from my balls?

Yes, squeeze lemon into your eyes.