Man Utd Thread:

[Armamike]

Madrid don't tend to sell too many players who are still able to cut it at the top level, i.e. who can perform  week in week out.

[From the Bunker]

Madrid don't tend to sell too many players who are still able to cut it at the top level, i.e. who can perform  week in week out.

............ Bale

[Captain Obvious]

Change of scenery? Really? From Madrid to Manchester? He came for one reason. A huge payday.
He has zero interest. He won't head the ball, he won't challenge for the ball. He's allergic to playing two games in a row. He cannot be constantly injured or else Utd need to shoot their medical team.
He won loads with France and Madrid, with that experience he should come in and change that team. Like Cantona, Like Keane, like Vidic. But he has no interest. Madrid off loaded him. They knew what they were doing.

Yes really,  a decade is a long time at any club and Real Madrid was hardly paying him peanuts in his long spell with them.   Having looked it up "won't head the ball" and "allergic to playing two games in a row" is two myths.

Cantona, Keane and Vidic played in a strong team with a winning mentality much like the Real Madrid team that Varane left.

Who's injured again? Mr Raphael "The Man of Glass" Varane
His 9th since he joined. His injury record is not a myth. Madrid off loaded him for a reason.

Getting injured isn't a myth as he got various injuries in his ten year spell with Real Madrid. The myths is that he's allergic to playing two games in a row and won't head the ball.

[5times5times]

After such positivity earlier in transfer window, Utd really coming back down to earth with a bang.

Onana fault for 1st goal on Sat, now going to be away with country
Varane + Shaw as reliable as a nigerian bank account! Constantly injured
Maguire wont F off
Sold Fred for the price of a Fredo bar
Bought Johnny Evans for some unknown reason
Trying to get Sideshow Bob from Chelsea on loan
For some reason havent pulled trigger on Ambrat
Martial their only striker

[AustinPowers]

After such positivity earlier in transfer window, Utd really coming back down to earth with a bang.

Onana fault for 1st goal on Sat, now going to be away with country
Varane + Shaw as reliable as a nigerian bank account! Constantly injured
Maguire wont F off
Sold Fred for the price of a Fredo bar
Bought Johnny Evans for some unknown reason
Trying to get Sideshow Bob from Chelsea on loan
For some reason havent pulled trigger on Ambrat
Martial their only striker

That's probably  the  most depressing thing I've heard all  summer

And I wouldn't  be surprised if de gea re-signed on a reduced wage before  the window closes

Another season  of mediocrity awaits

PS. Who's sideshow  bob at Chelsea?

[trailer]

Change of scenery? Really? From Madrid to Manchester? He came for one reason. A huge payday.
He has zero interest. He won't head the ball, he won't challenge for the ball. He's allergic to playing two games in a row. He cannot be constantly injured or else Utd need to shoot their medical team.
He won loads with France and Madrid, with that experience he should come in and change that team. Like Cantona, Like Keane, like Vidic. But he has no interest. Madrid off loaded him. They knew what they were doing.

Yes really,  a decade is a long time at any club and Real Madrid was hardly paying him peanuts in his long spell with them.   Having looked it up "won't head the ball" and "allergic to playing two games in a row" is two myths.

Cantona, Keane and Vidic played in a strong team with a winning mentality much like the Real Madrid team that Varane left.

Who's injured again? Mr Raphael "The Man of Glass" Varane
His 9th since he joined. His injury record is not a myth. Madrid off loaded him for a reason.

Getting injured isn't a myth as he got various injuries in his ten year spell with Real Madrid. The myths is that he's allergic to playing two games in a row and won't head the ball.

They are not myths. 

[Captain Obvious]

Change of scenery? Really? From Madrid to Manchester? He came for one reason. A huge payday.
He has zero interest. He won't head the ball, he won't challenge for the ball. He's allergic to playing two games in a row. He cannot be constantly injured or else Utd need to shoot their medical team.
He won loads with France and Madrid, with that experience he should come in and change that team. Like Cantona, Like Keane, like Vidic. But he has no interest. Madrid off loaded him. They knew what they were doing.

Yes really,  a decade is a long time at any club and Real Madrid was hardly paying him peanuts in his long spell with them.   Having looked it up "won't head the ball" and "allergic to playing two games in a row" is two myths.

Cantona, Keane and Vidic played in a strong team with a winning mentality much like the Real Madrid team that Varane left.

Who's injured again? Mr Raphael "The Man of Glass" Varane
His 9th since he joined. His injury record is not a myth. Madrid off loaded him for a reason.

Getting injured isn't a myth as he got various injuries in his ten year spell with Real Madrid. The myths is that he's allergic to playing two games in a row and won't head the ball.

They are not myths.

They are and google is your friend to prove it.

In 49 Premier games for Manchester United he's made 112 headed clearances and last season alone he featured in 10 consecutive games.

[Blowitupref]

After such positivity earlier in transfer window, Utd really coming back down to earth with a bang.

Onana fault for 1st goal on Sat, now going to be away with country
Varane + Shaw as reliable as a nigerian bank account! Constantly injured
Maguire wont F off
Sold Fred for the price of a Fredo bar
Bought Johnny Evans for some unknown reason
Trying to get Sideshow Bob from Chelsea on loan
For some reason havent pulled trigger on Ambrat
Martial their only striker

That's probably  the  most depressing thing I've heard all  summer

And I wouldn't  be surprised if de gea re-signed on a reduced wage before  the window closes

Another season  of mediocrity awaits

PS. Who's sideshow  bob at Chelsea?

The only player I remember called sideshow Bob at Chelsea was David Luiz.  Loan move link with Shaw out for months is Marc Cucurella who was good for Brighton and Chelsea paid over 60 million for him last year.

De Gea was released and still hasn't found himself a new club, has posted up a training video online in a effort to attract some attention before the window closes.

[trailer]

Change of scenery? Really? From Madrid to Manchester? He came for one reason. A huge payday.
He has zero interest. He won't head the ball, he won't challenge for the ball. He's allergic to playing two games in a row. He cannot be constantly injured or else Utd need to shoot their medical team.
He won loads with France and Madrid, with that experience he should come in and change that team. Like Cantona, Like Keane, like Vidic. But he has no interest. Madrid off loaded him. They knew what they were doing.

Yes really,  a decade is a long time at any club and Real Madrid was hardly paying him peanuts in his long spell with them.   Having looked it up "won't head the ball" and "allergic to playing two games in a row" is two myths.

Cantona, Keane and Vidic played in a strong team with a winning mentality much like the Real Madrid team that Varane left.

Who's injured again? Mr Raphael "The Man of Glass" Varane
His 9th since he joined. His injury record is not a myth. Madrid off loaded him for a reason.

Getting injured isn't a myth as he got various injuries in his ten year spell with Real Madrid. The myths is that he's allergic to playing two games in a row and won't head the ball.

As soon as he plays a few games, it's "oh felt something there" 6 weeks out. Rinse, repeat.
He is typical of the player that Utd have signed since 2014 onwards. Not up to the aggressive English game or the standards of old Utd players and teams. Not for me Bill, Not for me.

[gawa316]

Is Shaws injury a bad one? Utd looking to bring in the spurs fella who doesn't play..Reguilon. The other fella Ten Hag brought on last year not good enough?

[Ghost]

Is Shaws injury a bad one? Utd looking to bring in the spurs fella who doesn't play..Reguilon. The other fella Ten Hag brought on last year not good enough?

Malacia is out for a wile too, not sure how long and read somewhere Shaw is looking at about 10 weeks but that was just speculation. Utd are being very secretive about what injuries players have picked up. Think they're looking to send Regullon back in January once the injuries clear up.

[statto]

Is Shaws injury a bad one? Utd looking to bring in the spurs fella who doesn't play..Reguilon. The other fella Ten Hag brought on last year not good enough?

Malacia is out for a wile too, not sure how long and read somewhere Shaw is looking at about 10 weeks but that was just speculation. Utd are being very secretive about what injuries players have picked up. Think they're looking to send Regullon back in January once the injuries clear up.

Whats the thoughts on getting Spurs 5th choice left back in?

[NAG1]

Is Shaws injury a bad one? Utd looking to bring in the spurs fella who doesn't play..Reguilon. The other fella Ten Hag brought on last year not good enough?

Malacia is out for a wile too, not sure how long and read somewhere Shaw is looking at about 10 weeks but that was just speculation. Utd are being very secretive about what injuries players have picked up. Think they're looking to send Regullon back in January once the injuries clear up.

Whats the thoughts on getting Spurs 5th choice left back in?

It's a sign of where they are at as a club at the moment. Obviously haven't been able to shift a few of the top earners out the door and the budget isn't there to invest. Not sure if its the Glazers running it down completely before selling or it FFP biting in.

Heard that they were trying to structure the loan deal for Amrabat, £1m upfront and another £1m in April but trying to put a clause in about being able to cancel the deal in January, so essentially they were only offering £1m - Joke.

Think this is going to be a recurring theme until the ownership is sorted out.

[trailer]

Is Shaws injury a bad one? Utd looking to bring in the spurs fella who doesn't play..Reguilon. The other fella Ten Hag brought on last year not good enough?

Malacia is out for a wile too, not sure how long and read somewhere Shaw is looking at about 10 weeks but that was just speculation. Utd are being very secretive about what injuries players have picked up. Think they're looking to send Regullon back in January once the injuries clear up.

Whats the thoughts on getting Spurs 5th choice left back in?

It's a sign of where they are at as a club at the moment. Obviously haven't been able to shift a few of the top earners out the door and the budget isn't there to invest. Not sure if its the Glazers running it down completely before selling or it FFP biting in.

Heard that they were trying to structure the loan deal for Amrabat, £1m upfront and another £1m in April but trying to put a clause in about being able to cancel the deal in January, so essentially they were only offering £1m - Joke.

Think this is going to be a recurring theme until the ownership is sorted out.

Are the Glazers going? I have my doubts. Doesn't take this long to sell a football club.
RE: Regulion. Club did the same last year with Weghorst. Bargain basement stuff.

[5times5times]

Players who are on United's books, that are duds/deadwood

Bailly
Maguire
Evans
Williams
Van De Beek
McTom
Martial - suffering jesus
Sancho
Greenwood