Premier League 2023-2024

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tiempo

Quote from: Captain Obvious on May 13, 2024, 01:44:18 PMThe best teams on the field also happen to be the best ran off the field. 

On another note it's gone unnoticed this weekend that with two games to play Liverpool can't finish in the top two this season and from this position when the title was theirs to lose.




Should probably do away with the footballers then and just make the ancillary staff play the games if the league table is based on off-field proficiency, would save an absolute bundle of cash too in the process.

Kath on reception is currently the 8th best receptionist in the league, by 6pm on Sunday she could be 6th best, its a fickle sport but I wish her well in her reception-based endeavors for the week ahead knowing that her contribution far outweighs anything Rashford has done this season

square_ball

Quote from: tiempo on May 13, 2024, 01:51:08 PMKath on reception is currently the 8th best receptionist in the league, by 6pm on Sunday she could be 6th best, its a fickle sport but I wish her well in her reception-based endeavors for the week ahead knowing that her contribution far outweighs anything Rashford has done this season

Kath has been working from home too much and taking the complete piss. Now Jim has her back in the office she should be back in the Top 4 next season.

johnnycool

Quote from: square_ball on May 13, 2024, 01:57:58 PM
Quote from: tiempo on May 13, 2024, 01:51:08 PMKath on reception is currently the 8th best receptionist in the league, by 6pm on Sunday she could be 6th best, its a fickle sport but I wish her well in her reception-based endeavors for the week ahead knowing that her contribution far outweighs anything Rashford has done this season

Kath has been working from home too much and taking the complete piss. Now Jim has her back in the office she should be back in the Top 4 next season.


Well certainly the first team will be inspired by Kath on reception and the performances will increase accordingly.


Look-Up!

Quote from: square_ball on May 13, 2024, 01:57:58 PM
Quote from: tiempo on May 13, 2024, 01:51:08 PMKath on reception is currently the 8th best receptionist in the league, by 6pm on Sunday she could be 6th best, its a fickle sport but I wish her well in her reception-based endeavors for the week ahead knowing that her contribution far outweighs anything Rashford has done this season

Kath has been working from home too much and taking the complete piss. Now Jim has her back in the office she should be back in the Top 4 next season.

She can have a good hard think about things on the long bus ride to Wembley. Down 20 quid and no one beside her to distract her will focus the mind.

square_ball

In between phone calls today, she'll be up the ladder trying to patch up that roof.

Look-Up!

Quote from: square_ball on May 13, 2024, 02:23:24 PMIn between phone calls today, she'll be up the ladder trying to patch up that roof.
Can she tile? I hear Betsy from the canteen tiled over her own kitchen worktop.

trueblue1234

Quote from: Captain Obvious on May 13, 2024, 01:44:18 PMThe best teams on the field also happen to be the best ran off the field. 

On another note it's gone unnoticed this weekend that with two games to play Liverpool can't finish in the top two this season and from this position when the title was theirs to lose.



T,is nearly as bad as being 4 points up with a quarter of a game to go and somehow throwing it away. How Armagh managed to orgestrate that level of a collapse is remarkable. Surely one of the biggest bottle jobs in Ulster history.
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Captain Obvious

Quote from: trueblue1234 on May 13, 2024, 02:35:00 PMT,is nearly as bad as being 4 points up with a quarter of a game to go and somehow throwing it away. How Armagh managed to orgestrate that level of a collapse is remarkable. Surely one of the biggest bottle jobs in Ulster history.

No where near as bad. Ulster title not won with a penalty shootout and up against a favourite Donegal side with their messiah back leading them. Liverpool on the otherhand dropped points against number of sides they should be beating comfortably over the last few weeks.

When Manchester City pick up the league title next weekend Klopp and his players will know it should have been them instead.

trueblue1234

Quote from: Captain Obvious on May 13, 2024, 02:58:38 PM
Quote from: trueblue1234 on May 13, 2024, 02:35:00 PMT,is nearly as bad as being 4 points up with a quarter of a game to go and somehow throwing it away. How Armagh managed to orgestrate that level of a collapse is remarkable. Surely one of the biggest bottle jobs in Ulster history.

No where near as bad. Ulster title not won with a penalty shootout and up against a favourite Donegal side with their messiah back leading them. Liverpool on the otherhand dropped points against number of sides they should be beating comfortably over the last few weeks.

When Manchester City pick up the league title next weekend Klopp and his players will know it should have been them instead.
I know your sore, but two years running Armagh have managed to bottle it. Being gifted a draw for 2 years and still not getting over the line. They will look back and realise how bad it was. I feel for you.
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jcpen

Quote from: trueblue1234 on May 13, 2024, 02:35:00 PM
Quote from: Captain Obvious on May 13, 2024, 01:44:18 PMThe best teams on the field also happen to be the best ran off the field. 

On another note it's gone unnoticed this weekend that with two games to play Liverpool can't finish in the top two this season and from this position when the title was theirs to lose.



T,is nearly as bad as being 4 points up with a quarter of a game to go and somehow throwing it away. How Armagh managed to orgestrate that level of a collapse is remarkable. Surely one of the biggest bottle jobs in Ulster history.
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Captain Obvious

@trueblue1234 Best to save your pity for Jurgen Klopp who was on course for a perfect send off which would have been the first league title for Liverpool to pick up in front of a full Anfield for 34 years, a 3rd place finish is no consolation to that

trueblue1234

Quote from: Captain Obvious on May 13, 2024, 04:53:24 PM@trueblue1234 Best to save your pity for Jurgen Klopp who was on course for a perfect send off which would have been the first league title for Liverpool to pick up in front of a full Anfield for 34 years, a 3rd place finish is no consolation to that

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After all that hard work over the last 2/3 months and it backfires on you in spectacular fashion.
Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit

Captain Obvious

Quote from: trueblue1234 on May 13, 2024, 05:01:19 PM😂

After all that hard work over the last 2/3 months and it backfires on you in spectacular fashion.
No hard work to call things are they are and I had no involvement in Liverpool letting another Premier League title slip through their fingers.

 

trueblue1234

Quote from: Captain Obvious on May 13, 2024, 05:56:59 PM
Quote from: trueblue1234 on May 13, 2024, 05:01:19 PM😂

After all that hard work over the last 2/3 months and it backfires on you in spectacular fashion.
No hard work to call things are they are and I had no involvement in Liverpool letting another Premier League title slip through their fingers.

 

Trust Armagh to screw up your moment of glory.
Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit

jcpen

Never knew Obvious was from Armagh, all makes sense now.  ;D
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