You know what really grinds my gears?

[mountainboii]

it's not cool,turn your f**king fog lights off

f**k I hate this too. Silly wee cnuts.

[JUst retired]

The wee pricks who crawl over speed ramps and then fly to the next one where you catch up with them again.

[lurganblue]

The wee pricks who crawl over speed ramps and then fly to the next one where you catch up with them again.

the whole lowered car thing in general does my head in. especially round lurgan where there are nothing but ramps.
these dickhead also seem to actually learn where certain roads are rough/bumpy and will drive out into the oncoming lane to avoid said bumps ffs

[rolloutking]

Trendy arty arseholes, don't get me started. Pretentious gits 

There's one of them c***ts in my office and I cant stand the girl. f**k shes irritating.



Also, the stupid f**kers who keep crashing on the motorway and westlink every morning resulting in massive tailbacks. How the f**k can people crash on straight road every day.

[ballinaman]

Emo's with the bottom lip rings......

[fitzroyalty]

The wee pricks who crawl over speed ramps and then fly to the next one where you catch up with them again.

the whole lowered car thing in general does my head in. especially round lurgan where there are nothing but ramps.
these d**khead also seem to actually learn where certain roads are rough/bumpy and will drive out into the oncoming lane to avoid said bumps ffs

noticed them myself..shower of bastards. why on earth lower your car??? and the whole exhaust thing, so that it sounds like a chainsaw??? benders

[Puckoon]

Emo's with the bottom lip rings......

what's the good thing about having an emo garden?

[Alco Pup]

People that stand in the queue at the bar, and then wait till the barman comes to them before asking their mates what they want..

Example:

"What'll you have"
"I'll have a vodka please"
"£2.30 mate"
"sigh. Anything else?"
"Emmmmmm...hang on... John.. JOHN.. what do you want?.. a stella please..."

Feckin imbiciles.  Too stupid to be allowed into bars. 

[ballinaman]

Emo's with the bottom lip rings......

what's the good thing about having an emo garden?

G'wan?

[Puckoon]

It cuts itself!

[ballinaman]

It cuts itself!

Savage.

[ziggysego]

Cheap toilet roll in the office.  I know there's a recession but jaysus the arse is cut of me

It's the cheap toilet roll that's so flimpy, that your finger rips through the paper. Urgh!

[5 Sams]

People that stand in the queue at the bar, and then wait till the barman comes to them before asking their mates what they want..

Example:

"What'll you have"
"I'll have a vodka please"
"£2.30 mate"
"sigh. Anything else?"
"Emmmmmm...hang on... John.. JOHN.. what do you want?.. a stella please..."

Feckin imbiciles.  Too stupid to be allowed into bars. 

I used to be a barman and I would still do the bar in the club but the worst gear grinder of the whole lot for a barman is when some cnut comes up and orders 2 pints of Harp, a rake of half uns and mixers, galsses of wine and a locka minerals......you set this all up and then at the end  you say, "Is that the lot?" and the fcuker turns round and says..."oh and two pints of Guinness"

[leenie]

or when they come to the bar orders a few drinks, has a twenty in their hand ready to pay but waits until you go back to the till to tot up and back to them to take the twenty, only to have to go back to the till and then back to them!

and people complain about queuing at bars!

[The Real Laoislad]

squeaky wipers

Rub vinegar on them