You know what really grinds my gears?

[ziggysego]

Where the heck did this me and my brother's woman come from??

[gerry]

Well ziggy you get any extras with your massage

[The Real Laoislad]

I got a great one in Thailand once 

[pintsofguinness]

Well i suppose it depends on what time you started but if you are talking about normal working hours being extended to this then you are crackers.

Was in the office at 7.30am yesterday morn and left at 2am.  I left the other guy still working.  Back in for 7.30 this morn.  See the mess these banks in the south have gotten themselves into - they're to blame for my exhaustion!!

Why dont you just get up and go home?

[gerry]

I got a great one in Thailand once 

that a wee bit to far to go tonight LL

[ziggysego]

Well ziggy you get any extras with your massage

No

[gerry]

Well ziggy you get any extras with your massage

No

feck, then what the point in going then

[Rois]

Why dont you just get up and go home?

As sad as it seems, it wouldn't have made a good impression on the boss. 

At least tomorrow is Friday, and even though the boss has just gone to get a takeaway menu for tonight's dinner, I don't feel too bad about it!

[ziggysego]

Why dont you just get up and go home?

As sad as it seems, it wouldn't have made a good impression on the boss. 

At least tomorrow is Friday, and even though the boss has just gone to get a takeaway menu for tonight's dinner, I don't feel too bad about it!

What time you think you'll get out of the office tonight?

[Tony Baloney]

Why dont you just get up and go home?

As sad as it seems, it wouldn't have made a good impression on the boss. 

At least tomorrow is Friday, and even though the boss has just gone to get a takeaway menu for tonight's dinner, I don't feel too bad about it!

Rois, think of the weekend! There is a charity quiz on in The Errigle if any of you are feeling charitable. Myself and some fellow board members will be there to help those less fortunate than ourselves i.e. Derry people.

[Rois]

Ah who knows.  Even you'll be sleeping before me no doubt.

I'm glad this is in a complaining thread so I don't have to apologise for being a moan.

Be jaysus I'm often in the Errigle on a Friday night - make sure and say hello now if you see someone that might be me. 

[ziggysego]

make sure and say hello now if you see someone that might be me.

[Tony Baloney]

Ah who knows.  Even you'll be sleeping before me no doubt.

I'm glad this is in a complaining thread so I don't have to apologise for being a moan.

Be jaysus I'm often in the Errigle on a Friday night - make sure and say hello now if you see someone that might be me.

We'll be there Saturday night! But I'll be sure to buy you a Babycham if I see you.

[ziggysego]

You go round to a girl's house you like. Decide to play it safe and not drink. Stick to the water. Go to drink from it and throw it round you ah-la Airplane The Movie. She finally stops mocking you about it and you relax. You have a laugh together, sharing jokes, swapping jokes..... suddenly you relax too much and fart out loud..... THE f**king SHAME OF IT.

You finally get over that. Need to go to the toilet and excuse yourself. Sit down on the toilet.... stomach goes crazy and you fart and shite ah-la Dumber and Dumb. She hears you from her living room. Mood killed. 

I give up!!! 

[Tyrones own]

You go round to a girl's house you like. Decide to play it safe and not drink. Stick to the water. Go to drink from it and throw it round you ah-la Airplane The Movie. She finally stops mocking you about it and you relax. You have a laugh together, sharing jokes, swapping jokes..... suddenly you relax too much and fart out loud..... THE f**king SHAME OF IT.

You finally get over that. Need to go to the toilet and excuse yourself. Sit down on the toilet.... stomach goes crazy and you fart and shite ah-la Dumber and Dumb. She hears you from her living room. Mood killed. 

I give up!!! 

Now that's gotta be the Funniest not to mention openly honest post I've read here yet....you're some craic Zig!