You know what really grinds my gears?

[pintsofguinness]

Being woke half a hour before you're due to get up by some f**kers outside loading up a lorry aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh 

The fellas who empty the green bins where I live now empty them every second tuesday at 6.30 am 
They use to collect them during the day

Not too bad when the come and go LL, but these f**kers are loading up vans or lorries outside my bedroom window at about 6 or 7 oclock in the morning. 

[Treasurer]

Spending four hours cutting part of a ditch trying to find the fecker of a branch blockign the satellite signal!

[maggie]

Having zero willpower, and breaking the no carbs rule.
Twice, in one day.

[illdecide]

When no really means "NO"

[fred the red]

When no really means "NO"

its worse when yes means no

[fitzroyalty]

Having to drive to airport at 5 in the morning, for second night running. Unimpressed 

[thebigfella]

Having to drive to airport at 5 in the morning, for second night running. Unimpressed 

Surely you mean 2nd morning running 

[fitzroyalty]

ok 2nd morning running.

[down6061689194]

People who refer to WKD Blue to a 'Blue', we do many blue drinks, and people who call it wicked. I mean seriously.

[pintsofguinness]

Being woke half a hour before you're due to get up by some f**kers outside loading up a lorry aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh 

f**king at it agian this morning at half 7 - for f**k sake!!
I think I'll go out and kill someone some morning!!!

[maggie]

People who refer to WKD Blue to a 'Blue', we do many blue drinks, and people who call it wicked. I mean seriously.

In this neck of the woods, all bar staff refer to them as blue/orange wickeds.

[Caid]

Being woke half a hour before you're due to get up by some f**kers outside loading up a lorry aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh 

f**king at it agian this morning at half 7 - for f**k sake!!
I think I'll go out and kill someone some morning!!!

Sure half seven like - it's time you were up anyway - wastin' the best part of the day away in your leaba.  Plenty of time to sleep when your dead

[pintsofguinness]

Being woke half a hour before you're due to get up by some f**kers outside loading up a lorry aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh 

f**king at it agian this morning at half 7 - for f**k sake!!
I think I'll go out and kill someone some morning!!!

Sure half seven like - it's time you were up anyway - wastin' the best part of the day away in your leaba.  Plenty of time to sleep when your dead

But it's Saturday!!   

[vav]

Finally getting up the courage, after weeks of putting it off, to ring the dentist and organise an appointment, only to get an answering machine telling ya no ones available right now 

[curvey]

Ill tell you what grinds my ears, Not having a pound in my purse and it's still over 2 weeks to i get my next pay