You know what really grinds my gears?

[haveaharp]

And wouldnt it be a crap world if we all did what everyone else wanted us to do.

Sometimes it pays to listen

[tyrone girl]

Yes it does now maybe ul listen FECK OFF

[illdecide]

Just remember excess speed can kill and a sign that says "40" means max but you can drive slower if you wish A few road humps would sort you lot out

[SLIGONIAN]

None of locals here Doha INDICATE at any junction , I seen a w**ker in front of me turning to the left so fast his 4x4 went up on 2 wheels with no indicator. Iritates me, did any of ye see what Clive owens character did to the non indicator lad in Shoot em up. Priceless .

[haveaharp]

Yes it does now maybe ul listen FECK OFF

I love angry women.

[ziggysego]

Yes it does now maybe ul listen FECK OFF

I love angry women.

Feck off, she's mine!

[tyrone girl]

Jaysus zig ur horned to the gills today u dirty git

[ziggysego]

Jaysus zig ur horned to the gills today u dirty git

Just for you my dear, just for you.

[illdecide]

Have ya fell out with Dolly the sheep again Get yourself a new pair of wellies

[haveaharp]

Yes it does now maybe ul listen FECK OFF

I love angry women.

Feck off, she's mine!

I'll arm wrestle ye for her

[tyrone girl]

Ok il referee but just so u know in advance i only do naked refereeing 

[haveaharp]

Ok il referee but just so u know in advance i only do naked refereeing 

where do you put the whistle ?

[tyrone girl]

Well when its cold i hang it off my ..................................


















Ears

[haveaharp]

Well when its cold i hang it off my ..................................


















Ears

Well you coalisland lot have either big ears or taches, sometimes both. And thats just the weemin

[tyrone girl]

If i was from Coalisland i might know