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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #975 on: November 18, 2007, 12:04:22 AM »
What is it?

That my learned friend, is a breast pump.

Yous get a cow or something?
No, no cows, and even if I did have one, Id milk it by hand.
Cows dont have breasts Pints. I didnt say udder pump.


What is it?

Looks like something for breast milk.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #976 on: November 18, 2007, 12:08:45 AM »
hey congratulations, you know I was reading a very interesting article recently about the benefits and drawbacks to breast feeding so if you need any advice just let me know. 
all the best.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #977 on: November 18, 2007, 12:16:30 AM »
What is it?

That my learned friend, is a breast pump.

Yous get a cow or something?
No, no cows, and even if I did have one, Id milk it by hand.
Cows dont have breasts Pints. I didnt say udder pump.


What is it?

Looks like something for breast milk.
Congratulations and the best of luck to you both.

Thank you FL/MAYO, we're headed right up to the congratulation dates soon. Only a couple of weeks left. Im just amazed at the newfound necessesities for pregnancy/birth/babies. Someone gifted us a warmer for baby wipes, so as to not startle the little one. How did we ever cope without those when we were babies?
The fun is only beginning!!
The breast pumps remind me of the when one of the lads came onto the job after hurricane Wilma and puts his milk in the fridge. The usual story at a fire station, everyone gets up in the morning for coffee and looks for the milk to put in the coffee, five minutes later your man comes back in again looks in the fridge and asks "where is his wife's breast milk" it was hilarious.

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #978 on: November 18, 2007, 01:50:54 AM »
Going fishing and and not catching anything
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #979 on: November 18, 2007, 01:19:09 PM »
People who will insist on knowing who's on the phone for them before taking it out of your hand!
Just take the f**king thing!

People who will ring you on their mobiles and keep getting cut off! 3, 4 or 5 times!!!!
Why can't they make sure they've coverage before they start!!!
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #980 on: November 18, 2007, 01:25:54 PM »
Mobile Phones in general, especially when people shout on them on the train. If I wanted to know so much about your personal life I'd ask. I make a point of not making a personal call until I get a bit of privacy. How did we ever manage without them??
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #981 on: November 18, 2007, 01:31:10 PM »
Mobile Phones in general, especially when people shout on them on the train. If I wanted to know so much about your personal life I'd ask. I make a point of not making a personal call until I get a bit of privacy. How did we ever manage without them??

I hear you!
People seem to think having a mobile to their ear and shouting as loud as they can makes them important.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #982 on: November 18, 2007, 04:57:06 PM »
people who can't sit in silence! and have to keep yacking on about nothing.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #983 on: November 19, 2007, 10:48:21 AM »
When the girlfriend leaves the toilet seat down! No matter how many times she's told!!

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #984 on: November 19, 2007, 10:55:37 AM »
Monday mornings
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #985 on: November 19, 2007, 10:58:08 AM »
Standing in a store full of women for an hour on a saturday listening to Mrs Puck and a sales associate discuss the merits of one of these.




Then realising it costs 349.99$ :o :o

Jez, that's some yolk! How many gallons an hour does it pump?

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #986 on: November 19, 2007, 11:32:18 AM »
Cold wet windy Monday mornings Ziggy.

and ya cant sleep cuz the bloody mobile went off at half 3 nd your awake since

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #987 on: November 19, 2007, 11:51:15 AM »
Cold wet windy Monday mornings Ziggy.

and ya cant sleep cuz the bloody mobile went off at half 3 nd your awake since

Wasn't even sleeping at that stage. Terrible sleeper :(

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #988 on: November 19, 2007, 11:56:52 AM »
which dinner dance was it goats?

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #989 on: November 19, 2007, 12:16:02 PM »
That wouldn't have been my first (or second) question!