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mannix

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #105 on: June 25, 2007, 09:37:37 AM »
arrogant barstaff,if i am paying for it i want a clean glass not to be threatened by a bouncer for complaining.
lazy workmates that take the credit for others work.gardai that are all tough when giving someone a lecture over no roadtax but run a mile when a the gypos hit town for a wedding.
Dublin knackers telling me about how "we were drawn against united and ronaldo is our target", lads thats live in ireland and speak with english accents when talking about football, yeah, my son,the gov,the skipper and other cockney crap talk.

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #106 on: June 25, 2007, 10:07:31 AM »
monday fuckin mornings

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #107 on: June 25, 2007, 10:50:28 AM »
arrogant barstaff,if i am paying for it i want a clean glass not to be threatened by a bouncer for complaining.
lazy workmates that take the credit for others work.gardai that are all tough when giving someone a lecture over no roadtax but run a mile when a the gypos hit town for a wedding.
Dublin knackers telling me about how "we were drawn against united and ronaldo is our target", lads thats live in ireland and speak with english accents when talking about football, yeah, my son,the gov,the skipper and other cockney crap talk.

People who let lazy workmates take the credit and then complain anonymously on a internet discussion board. Catch a grip - if someone, no matter who, attempts to take credit for you work speak to f**k up!

Hardy

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #108 on: June 25, 2007, 05:24:25 PM »
Sweet-paper rattlers in the cinema.
Outside-lane drivers (of course, but if we all keep saying it often enough and even one of them finally gets the message, it’ll be worth it).
People who say “nukular”.
Phoney accents.
Crossword clues that cross-refer to each other, so that they’re not clues at all (1-Across: “10-Down would do this”. 10-Down: “1-Across had one of these”.)
“Going forward”. The next twit who says it in my hearing is liable to have his remote control for his presentation used as a suppository. Basically.
Block downs. It’s a stupid thing to do to have your kick blocked down.

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #109 on: June 25, 2007, 05:40:12 PM »
Stupid company motivation talks and people who use 'buzzwords'!
Multi-tasking - piss off and stop talking shite

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #110 on: June 25, 2007, 06:00:50 PM »
re Accents. Every fecking one of the AA road watch crew and their poxy accents. What the hell is the Red Kye Rindabayt?

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #111 on: June 25, 2007, 06:04:30 PM »
Stupid f**king w**kers of shop assistants who pay no attention to what they're doing.
Pile everything in the one bag until it busts, eggs and tomotoes go to the bottom, bread goes in with the frozen stuff, 2ltr bottles of mineral go into the weakest bag in the shop and they look at you like you've horns if you ask for them to put another bag on it!
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

The Real Laoislad

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #112 on: June 25, 2007, 06:12:56 PM »
Cats i hate em
You'll Never Walk Alone.

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #113 on: June 26, 2007, 09:06:22 AM »
Cats i hate em

With a passion. Next door neighbour has about 6 of them. Little b**tards come into my garden and shit everywhere. A canal is too good for them.

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #114 on: June 26, 2007, 09:31:34 AM »
Ten Ways to Kill a Kitten (especially for all those people who like to send cards with pictures of kittens on them).

1. Slowly, the same way they do it to a poor unfortunate mouse.

Any takers?

Harold Disgracey

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #115 on: June 26, 2007, 09:37:20 AM »
Cucumbers, vile things, and the sneaky b**tards that cut them up small and hide them in your salad. >:(

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #116 on: June 26, 2007, 09:45:43 AM »
Spot on Harold.  That gives me an idea.

2. (Kittens) - Slice them up small and make sandwiches out of them.

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #117 on: June 26, 2007, 09:48:10 AM »
3. Drop them from a great great height to see if it's true that the wee b**tards always land on their feet.

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #118 on: June 26, 2007, 09:52:18 AM »
4 Make a Puma T-shirt.



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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #119 on: June 26, 2007, 09:54:50 AM »
Spot on Harold.  That gives me an idea.

2. (Kittens) - Slice them up small and make sandwiches out of them.

fishing line, mackerel hooks - baited with sausages, fish etc
a big long handled shovel

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