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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #330 on: August 03, 2007, 11:38:08 AM »
MIB, a good slap never fails  ;)

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #331 on: August 03, 2007, 03:10:13 PM »
The Mcdonalds Flake McFlurry.......Why do they make them so friggin tasty,Im suppose to be on a diet >:(
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #332 on: August 03, 2007, 11:17:37 PM »
Getting cold after cold after cold  >:(
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #333 on: August 06, 2007, 01:18:39 PM »
Trying to find somewhere showing an All Ireland Hurling Quarter final and every pub showing a charity shield match on
four different screens and getting dogs abuse if you asked them to devote one screen to the Hurling ::) >:(

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #334 on: August 06, 2007, 01:53:41 PM »
Trying to find somewhere showing an All Ireland Hurling Quarter final and every pub showing a charity shield match on
four different screens and getting dogs abuse if you asked them to devote one screen to the Hurling ::) >:(

Thats Dublin for ya 8)

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #335 on: August 06, 2007, 07:36:18 PM »
Sky Sports putting the scoreboard for the live matches on the bottom of the screen,very annoying IMHO hope they don't continue this all season
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #336 on: August 06, 2007, 07:38:24 PM »
Refs not showing up for games!!!!!
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #337 on: August 06, 2007, 07:41:01 PM »
not being able to see any of the gaelic or hurling (not even on line) and having to make do with martin mchugh on the radio for the last month.

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« Reply #338 on: August 06, 2007, 10:06:15 PM »
I love airport check-in queueing. What a sport!


The Check-in Queue

Choose the shortest queue or the fastest moving queue? It won’t matter - you've still got the departure gate queue to contend with.

Spend ages getting to the front of the check-in desk queue only to see a second desk open up.

Remember to smile - you’re on your holidays.

Watch people who came in behind you get on the new check in desk before you.

Stay cheerful – you’re on your holidays.

Cringe at the sight of owc tops, rangers tops, gold chain necklaces, beer gut hanging out over tracksuit bottoms of tattooed ladies

Choose the same queue as the family behind you with the kids that want to beat your ankles with their trolley.

Last Minute Spending

Stop, relax and take your time because you’ve got though the check-in process. Curse yourself later for not realising the queue for the departure gate.

Queue for a tea and a sandwich, then stand behind the old lady who wants to pay for her cream scone with loose change. Bitch.

Departure Lounge

Fecking queue at the Departure gate is huge. Panic slightly, but then remember you’ve dealt with the check-in queue, so this is no bother. You’re on your holidays.

Choose to be disgusted at having to buy a plastic bag into which you place your cosmetics. Try not to show displeasure when they confiscate your shaving cream just because it’s slightly bigger than the allotted size. Vow not to buy the same in the duty free shop just around the corner. Smile when the woman behind you has to open her case and have some personal electrical items inspected. Step sideways and pretend she’s not with you.

Choose to steal metal knives and forks from the restaurant in the departure lounge because your plastic ones were confiscated at the departure gate. Smuggle them onto the plane in case you're attacked by a terrorist.

Boarding Time

Choose the same flight as people who ignore the boarding group call. Its group A first, but group B people will still queue up before the group A people

Choose the flight with people who don’t know how to switch off the overhead air vent and end up calling the hostess several times. How can anyone be so stupid?

Choose the seat behind the goof who wants to lean their seat back into your face. b**tard.

Choose the seat in front of the kid that wants to shake your seat. Little git.

Choose to sit beside the guy with sickening body odour. Smelly b**tard.

Feck it, choose to stay at home next year.
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Re: Airports
« Reply #339 on: August 07, 2007, 04:53:33 AM »
I love airport check-in queueing. What a sport!


The Check-in Queue

Choose the shortest queue or the fastest moving queue? It won’t matter - you've still got the departure gate queue to contend with.

Spend ages getting to the front of the check-in desk queue only to see a second desk open up.

Remember to smile - you’re on your holidays.

Watch people who came in behind you get on the new check in desk before you.

Stay cheerful – you’re on your holidays.

Cringe at the sight of owc tops, rangers tops, gold chain necklaces, beer gut hanging out over tracksuit bottoms of tattooed ladies

Choose the same queue as the family behind you with the kids that want to beat your ankles with their trolley.

Last Minute Spending

Stop, relax and take your time because you’ve got though the check-in process. Curse yourself later for not realising the queue for the departure gate.

Queue for a tea and a sandwich, then stand behind the old lady who wants to pay for her cream scone with loose change. Bitch.

Departure Lounge

Fecking queue at the Departure gate is huge. Panic slightly, but then remember you’ve dealt with the check-in queue, so this is no bother. You’re on your holidays.

Choose to be disgusted at having to buy a plastic bag into which you place your cosmetics. Try not to show displeasure when they confiscate your shaving cream just because it’s slightly bigger than the allotted size. Vow not to buy the same in the duty free shop just around the corner. Smile when the woman behind you has to open her case and have some personal electrical items inspected. Step sideways and pretend she’s not with you.

Choose to steal metal knives and forks from the restaurant in the departure lounge because your plastic ones were confiscated at the departure gate. Smuggle them onto the plane in case you're attacked by a terrorist.

Boarding Time

Choose the same flight as people who ignore the boarding group call. Its group A first, but group B people will still queue up before the group A people

Choose the flight with people who don’t know how to switch off the overhead air vent and end up calling the hostess several times. How can anyone be so stupid?

Choose the seat behind the goof who wants to lean their seat back into your face. b**tard.

Choose the seat in front of the kid that wants to shake your seat. Little git.

Choose to sit beside the guy with sickening body odour. Smelly b**tard.

Feck it, choose to stay at home next year.




 :D :D :D   Very good Orior..
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #340 on: August 07, 2007, 09:21:54 AM »
Traffic Wardens, would love to drive over the top off them. Sickening shower of Bastids
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #341 on: August 07, 2007, 09:42:43 AM »
Trying to find somewhere showing an All Ireland Hurling Quarter final and every pub showing a charity shield match on
four different screens and getting dogs abuse if you asked them to devote one screen to the Hurling ::) >:(

Thats Dublin for ya 8)

You'd think that wouldn't ya? But I'd no better than to even look for a hurling game in Dublin - not until they've at least won a couple
will they take an interest in it.
No, this was a location in Armagh.

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #342 on: August 07, 2007, 12:28:21 PM »
Trying to find somewhere showing an All Ireland Hurling Quarter final and every pub showing a charity shield match on
four different screens and getting dogs abuse if you asked them to devote one screen to the Hurling ::) >:(

Thats Dublin for ya 8)

You'd think that wouldn't ya? But I'd no better than to even look for a hurling game in Dublin - not until they've at least won a couple
will they take an interest in it.
No, this was a location in Armagh.

where?
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #343 on: August 07, 2007, 12:32:44 PM »
Orior

some deep issues there, very funny indeed
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears?
« Reply #344 on: August 08, 2007, 09:51:18 AM »
completing tax returns for the first time >:(
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