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BennyHarp

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Fat Bottomed Gardener
« on: May 09, 2020, 12:06:21 PM »
Brian May hospitalised after ‘ripping his buttocks to shreds’ in gardening accident

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/brian-may-hospital-gardening-accident-queen-instagram-a9504956.html

Don’t be ripping the arse out of this one with puns lads.
That was never a square ball!!

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Re: Fat Bottomed Gardener
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2020, 12:08:46 PM »
Bohemian soreasspody

Nearly works

BennyHarp

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Re: Fat Bottomed Gardener
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2020, 12:16:57 PM »
I want to rake free.
That was never a square ball!!

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Re: Fat Bottomed Gardener
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2020, 12:18:53 PM »
We’re just waiting for the strimmer to fall.


Aristo 60

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Re: Fat Bottomed Gardener
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2020, 03:39:33 PM »
We have the cramp(ions)

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Re: Fat Bottomed Gardener
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2020, 03:50:37 PM »
Seven fields of rye.
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

BennyCake

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Re: Fat Bottomed Gardener
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2020, 05:55:44 PM »
I’m mowing slightly mad.

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Re: Fat Bottomed Gardener
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2020, 06:23:54 PM »
another one bites the dust.
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

JoG2

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Re: Fat Bottomed Gardener
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2020, 09:31:15 PM »
Radio Ahhh Ahhh

armaghniac

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Re: Fat Bottomed Gardener
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2020, 10:07:27 PM »
bummer to fall
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

sid waddell

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Re: Fat Bottomed Gardener
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2020, 10:26:52 PM »
Bohemian soreasspody

Nearly works
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Re: Fat Bottomed Gardener
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2020, 11:51:17 AM »
But the show must go on.. even though his Ass is aching..

BennyHarp

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Re: Fat Bottomed Gardener
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2020, 12:17:54 PM »
I’d like to ride my bicycle?
That was never a square ball!!