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BennyCake

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Re: Things I do not understand
« Reply #60 on: May 30, 2019, 06:07:29 PM »
Ripped jeans how and why did it become fashion/trendy to wear them? speaking of knobs, circumcision.  People mostly celebrities that ruin themselves with plastic surgery.

Seen Travolta on tv other night. His face could hardly move with all the botox and surgery.

Mel C the same. Big wrinkly neck on her and an ironed face and inflated lips. Sweet Jesus.

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« Reply #61 on: May 30, 2019, 06:11:33 PM »
Auld fellas complaining about young people’s fashion.

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« Reply #62 on: May 30, 2019, 06:12:03 PM »
Ripped jeans how and why did it become fashion/trendy to wear them? speaking of knobs, circumcision.  People mostly celebrities that ruin themselves with plastic surgery.

Seen Travolta on tv other night. His face could hardly move with all the botox and surgery.

Mel C the same. Big wrinkly neck on her and an ironed face and inflated lips. Sweet Jesus.
The Mrs is watching some show on Netflix atm with Renne Zellweger.  I didn't recognise her. She looks completely different to when she was in Jerry McGuire for example.
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« Reply #63 on: May 30, 2019, 08:41:43 PM »
Saw a woman in the park the other day that had the profile of the letter S because of her fake ass and fake boobs, and a face on her like the Joker because of her surgery. Awful looking.

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« Reply #64 on: May 30, 2019, 08:58:04 PM »
Why your knob is tanner than the rest of your skin when it barely sees the light of day

Maybe your hands are stinkin
How you know I use both hands? Your missus telling stories?  ;)

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« Reply #65 on: May 30, 2019, 09:01:36 PM »
Why the Ulster semi final isn't in Clones.

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« Reply #66 on: May 30, 2019, 10:29:12 PM »
Got to agree about those short jeans and no socks.warrants a good kickin.

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Re: Things I do not understand
« Reply #67 on: May 31, 2019, 08:52:39 AM »
Why your knob is tanner than the rest of your skin when it barely sees the light of day

Maybe your hands are stinkin
How you know I use both hands? Your missus telling stories?  ;)

That's a lol from me.

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« Reply #68 on: May 31, 2019, 09:29:14 AM »
Dont be tellin me HiMuckers tanned knob is out there on t'interweb?!

Whatever next...

Maybe he is the westmeath physio ;D

Ah here...don't even open that door!!!

That though is something I don't understand....who the f**k ever thought it was a good idea to sent a picture of your todger to another person no matter how much you loved them????  That is something I really don't understand!

A boy in the last place I work did that "by accident" to someone in HR ;D He was a bit of a dirtbag though each to their own in case anyone takes offense if they're sending round these kind of pictures ;D

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Re: Things I do not understand
« Reply #69 on: May 31, 2019, 09:32:23 AM »
...people who drink sparkling water.

Sorry I have to disagree with this. Sparkling water in dilute juice is extremely refreshing....much nicer than the likes of Coke or Fanta.

I can understand it being mixed to make a kind of fizzy dilute. Cant understand it being drank as it is.

Fully agree. Horrible stuff!

On a similar note as these are fizzy too... prosecco crisps!

Sparkling water with ice is very refreshing!
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Re: Things I do not understand
« Reply #70 on: May 31, 2019, 10:35:34 AM »
Cricket

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« Reply #71 on: May 31, 2019, 10:40:31 AM »
Followed Saw a woman in the park the other day that had the profile of the letter S because of her fake ass and fake boobs, and a face on her like the Joker because of her surgery. Awful looking.

Fixed that for ye  8)

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« Reply #72 on: May 31, 2019, 11:04:54 AM »
Cricket

Sunny day and six pack of choice.
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Re: Things I do not understand
« Reply #73 on: May 31, 2019, 12:02:19 PM »
Cricket

Sunny day and six pack of choice.

That might do you till lunch. What about the other 2 sessions?

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« Reply #74 on: May 31, 2019, 12:44:55 PM »
Cricket

Sunny day and six pack of choice.

That might do you till lunch. What about the other 2 sessions?

Who says you only bring one?
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