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north_antrim_hound

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2019, 10:51:24 AM »
American car chase, the bad guys drive cars that explode and burst into a fire ball sometimes before they

1 hit another car
2 drive over any verge
3 roll over
4 shot at with small hand gun

Obviously these cars donít comply with EU manufacturing safety regulation and Brexit could see an influx of these four wheeled ovens if Sammy Wilson is right and we join the WTO

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2019, 02:47:32 PM »
Everyoneís brown paper grocery bag always contains a baguette and a bunch of fresh vegetables

3 days of carnage and near death escapes, wearing the same clothes, no one has brushed their teeth in a week - but the hero and the pretty girl are gonna snog the bake off each other

The magical L shaped bed sheets. Waist high on the leading man, but up to the shoulder on the girl

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2019, 02:57:21 PM »
Order a drink, take one sip, then piss off.

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2019, 03:16:43 PM »
Order a beer and a Royale with cheese in McDonald's.

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2019, 03:27:31 PM »
Ridin good lookin wemen.

Not me. You

BennyCake

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2019, 03:31:28 PM »
The magical L shaped bed sheets. Waist high on the leading man, but up to the shoulder on the girl

Aye, and woman sits up in bed covering up her top half with the bed sheets. Hasnít the man seen everything already?!

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2019, 03:46:07 PM »
Anal including Anal to mouth and her loving it. 

Sorry that's a different type of movie.

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #22 on: February 07, 2019, 04:24:35 PM »
Anal including Anal to mouth and her loving it. 

Sorry that's a different type of movie.

Different yes but the same detachment from reality.

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #23 on: February 07, 2019, 04:39:40 PM »
Looking round at a phone when it starts to ring

That sound when someone is punched on the chin
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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2019, 05:34:57 PM »
Build a time machine out of a DeLorean.
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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #25 on: February 07, 2019, 08:47:13 PM »
Driving about with soft tyres so they squeak like blazes when even going around a slight corner.

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2019, 11:28:19 PM »
Turning off the TV news halfway through a juicy bit. 
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2019, 11:53:24 PM »
Nobody happens to get a call from some bollix trying to sell them PPI.

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2019, 11:42:39 AM »
Nobody ever gets caught red handed downloading files onto a usb stick. And this despite the painfully slow movement of the progress   bar, the sound of footsteps outside in corridor getting closer, unbearable Hitchcockian tension building up,  the nerves of steel downloader always manages to grab the usb stick and vanish into thin air, just as the person enters the room.

And nobody ever notices the warning on the screen "device not ejected properly"


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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2019, 06:00:33 PM »
Operating a computer where there's an annoying bleep every single time something happens on a computer monitor, and not wanting to demolish the damn thing with a sledgehammer after five minutes.