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Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« on: February 07, 2019, 12:19:26 AM »
Getting into the shower and then turning on the water without testing the temperature with their finger first.

Driving for long periods without looking at the road without crashing.

Hanging up the phone without so much as a goodbye.

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2019, 12:48:34 AM »
Getting into the shower and then turning on the water without testing the temperature with their finger first.

Driving for long periods without looking at the road without crashing.

Hanging up the phone without so much as a goodbye.

Do it all the time, you need to grow a pair eamonn if your afeared of a wee drop o cawl water

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2019, 12:53:45 AM »
Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip. Talking into a mirror to boost your own confidence.

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2019, 04:37:53 AM »
A couple French kissing the face off each other in the open outdoors while it's absolutely pishing down with rain.
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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2019, 08:28:14 AM »
Getting a parking space outside the building you are visiting no bother.


Dodging bullets in a shootout, but your one shot is enough to take out the bad guy.

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2019, 08:42:13 AM »
"Wanna go on  date tomorrow"

"Sure "

"Cool, I'll see ya there"

No time, no location, no swapping phone numbers f**k all organised the whole evenings going to be a disaster

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2019, 10:09:29 AM »
Bad guys using machine guns or automatic rifles, spraying hundreds of rounds all over the place and only hitting glass dividers, sofas, tables or filing cabinets. Good Guy picks them off one by one with a handgun without changing clips.

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2019, 10:12:55 AM »
Knock someone’s door. Give them half a second to answer, before knocking again.

Everyone always has a crystal clear mobile reception. There’s none of this “houl on, I can’t hear you. Let me take this into another room”

Someone having a lazy day at home, yet are dressed up like they’re in a fashion show. No track bottoms and an old football shirt there!

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2019, 10:14:18 AM »
Putting the USB stick in correctly at the first attempt. No need to turn it over and try again!

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2019, 10:17:30 AM »
Getting the right cord to pull when opening blinds or curtains. It's always the other cord.
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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2019, 10:19:17 AM »
Anyone can land a plane as long as someone can talk you down.

Nobody ever goes out on the lash and is completely dying the next day.

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2019, 10:21:36 AM »
Ordering a beer in pub. Without saying which type.

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2019, 10:30:21 AM »
Accepting the results of an election without resorting to unhinged mass hysteria. Circa 2016. In the USA.
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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2019, 10:34:55 AM »
Spend three weeks as a person with a disability inspiring a group of misfits and being accepted as their friend.

Never seen again.
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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2019, 10:45:22 AM »
Crooks always wait til the cops are just about to have their coffee and donuts before speeding past them.