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Eamonnca1

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #75 on: March 05, 2019, 08:18:38 PM »


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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #76 on: March 06, 2019, 07:34:46 AM »
Some boys having a shave , hes only just started , has about 1/3 of it done , gets a phone call and gallops out the door wiping the remaining shaving foam off with a towel

Would never happen in real life.

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #77 on: March 06, 2019, 10:13:26 AM »
Some boys having a shave , hes only just started , has about 1/3 of it done , gets a phone call and gallops out the door wiping the remaining shaving foam off with a towel

Would never happen in real life.

And is clean shaven underneath. That must be veet rather than shaving foam...........

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #78 on: March 06, 2019, 10:35:14 AM »
Some boys having a shave , hes only just started , has about 1/3 of it done , gets a phone call and gallops out the door wiping the remaining shaving foam off with a towel

Would never happen in real life.

And is clean shaven underneath. That must be veet rather than shaving foam...........

I woke up one night after a feed of drink when I was a student...remembered very little.  There was a lovely ladies cream smell so I thought I must have struck gold and got a bit of action... I got up and looked in the mirror....action alright....Veeted the eyebrows clean off me the b**tards did!

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #79 on: March 06, 2019, 10:38:56 AM »
Some boys having a shave , hes only just started , has about 1/3 of it done , gets a phone call and gallops out the door wiping the remaining shaving foam off with a towel

Would never happen in real life.

And is clean shaven underneath. That must be veet rather than shaving foam...........

I woke up one night after a feed of drink when I was a student...remembered very little.  There was a lovely ladies cream smell so I thought I must have struck gold and got a bit of action... I got up and looked in the mirror....action alright....Veeted the eyebrows clean off me the b**tards did!

Veet smells far from lovely IIRC.

Reminded me of these reviews on Amazon. Still funny after all these years.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5


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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #80 on: March 06, 2019, 11:43:29 AM »
Some boys having a shave , hes only just started , has about 1/3 of it done , gets a phone call and gallops out the door wiping the remaining shaving foam off with a towel

Would never happen in real life.

And is clean shaven underneath. That must be veet rather than shaving foam...........

I woke up one night after a feed of drink when I was a student...remembered very little.  There was a lovely ladies cream smell so I thought I must have struck gold and got a bit of action... I got up and looked in the mirror....action alright....Veeted the eyebrows clean off me the b**tards did!

Veet smells far from lovely IIRC.

Reminded me of these reviews on Amazon. Still funny after all these years.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5

It might have been Imac but whatever it was I had no eyebrow!

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #81 on: March 16, 2019, 01:14:51 PM »
Someone always answers the door about a second after its been knocked.

Then, the knocker will give them about 2 seconds to answer, before knocking again.

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Re: Things people do on TV / in films that never happen in real life
« Reply #82 on: March 16, 2019, 01:51:01 PM »
Nearly all sitcoms have a Staircase in their sitting room.

Don't think I've ever been in a family home where this was the case.