Poll

Which location in Ireland is in the most desperate need of having a hose stuck in it and given a massive enema?

Bundoran (Co. Donegal)
8 (6.8%)
Castlederg (Co. Tyrone)
9 (7.6%)
Coalisland (Co. Tyrone)
8 (6.8%)
Dervock & Mosside (Co. Antrim)
17 (14.4%)
"The area between Connolly Station & Croke Park" (Dublin City)
18 (15.3%)
Kilkeel (Co. Down)
29 (24.6%)
Portadown (Co. Armagh)
22 (18.6%)
Rathfriland (Co. Down)
7 (5.9%)

Total Members Voted: 118

Voting closed: April 19, 2018, 07:48:30 AM

Author Topic: **WINNER - KILKEEL!** Biggest Sh*thole in Ireland (2018 Edition)  (Read 10987 times)

Feckitt

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Re: **WINNER - KILKEEL!** Biggest Sh*thole in Ireland (2018 Edition)
« Reply #225 on: April 19, 2018, 06:13:20 PM »
I wonder how many of them realise the name of their town is a bad English phonetic spelling of
Cill Chaoil?
Sort of apt in a way.

Lots of them, because despite how it looks, the town is almost 50% Catholic!

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Re: **WINNER - KILKEEL!** Biggest Sh*thole in Ireland (2018 Edition)
« Reply #226 on: April 19, 2018, 09:54:52 PM »
Interesting how sectarianism seems to be the deciding factor. The more sectarian, the more sh*tholy it is. Just shows you.

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Re: **WINNER - KILKEEL!** Biggest Sh*thole in Ireland (2018 Edition)
« Reply #227 on: April 19, 2018, 10:01:28 PM »
Interesting how sectarianism seems to be the deciding factor. The more sectarian, the more sh*tholy it is. Just shows you.

an area in Dublin got third

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Re: **WINNER - KILKEEL!** Biggest Sh*thole in Ireland (2018 Edition)
« Reply #228 on: April 19, 2018, 11:06:17 PM »
Congrats to Kilkeel worthy winners of this award, whose gonna inform Jim Wells of Kilkeelís success!!

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Re: **WINNER - KILKEEL!** Biggest Sh*thole in Ireland (2018 Edition)
« Reply #229 on: April 20, 2018, 12:54:17 AM »
Portlaoise didn't win then?  Not many cesspits beat that dunghole even on a good day.

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Re: **WINNER - KILKEEL!** Biggest Sh*thole in Ireland (2018 Edition)
« Reply #230 on: April 20, 2018, 07:19:19 AM »
Portlaoise has a good road out of it, at least.
if at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

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Re: **WINNER - KILKEEL!** Biggest Sh*thole in Ireland (2018 Edition)
« Reply #231 on: May 06, 2018, 08:22:09 PM »
Kilkeel is well worthy of its poll topping Position. On a beautiful bank holiday weekend that town should be buzzing. Instead this afternoon it was blocked off for a Loyalist March. Shops and businesses on that Newcastle Road essentially forced to close today due to lack of business. Newcastle, warrenpoint , Rostrevor all heaving with visitors. Blocked in a traffic jam with some eejit beating a drum as loud as he could, that football chant kept going through my head ' your town is a shithole, i want to go home '.
« Last Edit: May 07, 2018, 10:37:18 AM by grounded »

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Re: **WINNER - KILKEEL!** Biggest Sh*thole in Ireland (2018 Edition)
« Reply #232 on: May 06, 2018, 09:02:45 PM »
They obviously can't see beyond the end of their flag pole. Beatingtheir drums and painting their kerbstones is obviously the be all and end all of their lives. Sad or what.

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Re: **WINNER - KILKEEL!** Biggest Sh*thole in Ireland (2018 Edition)
« Reply #233 on: May 19, 2018, 08:37:18 AM »
So Harry Hewitt is going to become Baron Kilkeel once he gets hitched this afternoon. Wonder if he could ask for a refund.
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Re: **WINNER - KILKEEL!** Biggest Sh*thole in Ireland (2018 Edition)
« Reply #234 on: May 19, 2018, 11:04:01 AM »
Long weekend in a static caravan in Cranfield as part of the honeymoon, free snack boxes for life from Herrons Country Fried Chicken. Even Newry doesnít have an ASDA. Itís like Knightsbridge by the sea.
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Re: **WINNER - KILKEEL!** Biggest Sh*thole in Ireland (2018 Edition)
« Reply #235 on: May 19, 2018, 01:19:48 PM »
So Harry Hewitt is going to become Baron Kilkeel once he gets hitched this afternoon. Wonder if he could ask for a refund.
what did the poor fecker do to deserve that title??
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Re: **WINNER - KILKEEL!** Biggest Sh*thole in Ireland (2018 Edition)
« Reply #236 on: May 19, 2018, 02:09:32 PM »
So Harry Hewitt is going to become Baron Kilkeel once he gets hitched this afternoon. Wonder if he could ask for a refund.
what did the poor fecker do to deserve that title??

Not much fun for the Mrs, who used to be a film star and is now Baroness Kilkeel.
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Re: **WINNER - KILKEEL!** Biggest Sh*thole in Ireland (2018 Edition)
« Reply #237 on: May 19, 2018, 04:54:36 PM »
Kilkeel folk will be even more British now, if that is even possible. Perhaps they'll campaign to big Liz to make it Royal Kilkeel after this.