First world problems

Started by armaghniac, May 03, 2017, 11:41:50 PM

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seafoid

You get into university and you don't like it

Milltown Row2

Quote from: seafoid on May 05, 2017, 02:15:09 PM
Your £5 bottle of Château Plonk is now £6.50 following the democratic exercise of the will of the British people.

Nope 25% off when you buy 6 or more bottles at Tesco, keep up lad
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought. Ea

seafoid

Brexit forces you to buy alcohol in bulk and leads to delirium tremens.

Milltown Row2

Quote from: seafoid on May 05, 2017, 07:32:14 PM
Brexit forces you to buy alcohol in bulk and leads to delirium tremens.

Bulk?? Ok
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought. Ea

ONeill

Not having enough room in our driveway for the cars
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

Milltown Row2

Quote from: ONeill on May 05, 2017, 10:07:32 PM
Not having enough room in our driveway for the cars

Think I'll have to cut the tree down in my front garden to get my daughters car into the driveway when she passes her test!!
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought. Ea

ONeill

I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

Milltown Row2

Quote from: ONeill on May 05, 2017, 10:15:05 PM
Get her a motorbike.

I love the tree, so will get her to just get her own pad
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought. Ea

armaghniac

Quote from: Milltown Row2 on May 05, 2017, 10:18:59 PM
Quote from: ONeill on May 05, 2017, 10:15:05 PM
Get her a motorbike.

I love the tree, so will get her to just get her own pad

Just tell her to park on the street.
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

HiMucker

Put the cereal in the bowl this morning.  Went to fridge.  No milk  :'( :'( :'(

armaghniac

Quote from: HiMucker on May 06, 2017, 04:23:41 PM
Put the cereal in the bowl this morning.  Went to fridge.  No milk  :'( :'( :'(

Definitely a 21st century issue, in the 20th century the milk man came around each day and two pints at weekends. And the bottles were recycled.
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

Main Street


Aaron Boone

Getting wifi passwords in pubs & restaurants.

blast05

Flying long haul business class recently, i was quite annoyed with the amount of leg room - it was excessive. I mean there is no point having touch screen TV's available when the fully reclined seat puts you so far away from the TV that you can't touch it. One of the air hostesses touched it for me   :o :-X

Milltown Row2

None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought. Ea