I have a fantasy I day dream about sometimes, a 50:50 ball, me coming full pelt and my skinny scrawny little bollix of a boss going for it too. He tries to get away but no chance. Then I do a Roy Keane on him, stand over him and tell himself he's only a little p***k.
Anyway, def like a rattle at Bono and Adam Sadler and Garth Brooke's and Nathan carter (sorry Tyrone fans for the last two)
Edit - can I pretend all the above are gay so I can leave in my post?