Phrases you associate with GAA matches

[seafoid]

Ah come on ref
Blow it up*

*not used in Mayo

[thejuice]

"For fucks sake Joe would ye move for it"

"Aw well won Joe"

"Ah Joe what are ye shooting from there for?"

"Aw, Great score Joe."

[five points]

Put it up!

Do your job linesman.

Take him off the f**k.

[ashman]

"A bad wide" -  show me a good wide.

[ashman]

A great man to bust up play.

A great "hurling man"

Tipp/ Tyrone will be hated because they border so many counties.

[themac_23]

the best gaa phrase ever heard 'Ive heard he's going well in training'

[5 Sams]

A game of two halves.
That's as good as a point.
Let him know you're there.

[Rossfan]

"Someone kick the fcukn ball"

[illdecide]

Take them f**king wing mirrors off ta f**k

[ashman]

the best gaa phrase ever heard 'Ive heard he's going well in training'
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Them boys never perform come match day.

[seafoid]

"A bad wide" -  show me a good wide.

A soft goal

followed by

they threw it away

[Beffs]

"It must be said." If the games is on the telly and Martin Carney is doing the commentary. Often said at the beginning, in the middle & at the end of the one sentence. Which is a pretty nifty trick. It must be said.

And

"There was no malice in it, no malice at all"

Completely ignoring the fact that some lad just missed having his head removed from his shoulders, by about a fraction of an inch. 

[SHEEDY]

get f'ing rid of it!

your ball, your f'ing ball!

wide ball.

watch the post!

if you're gonna fight, fight over on this side so we can see it.

play it in long for fecks sake.

[BennyCake]

Go on ya boy ya!!

[mouview]

"Show for the ball"

When watching Galway hurling teams;
"Put your two f&%kin (*) hands on the hurl!"

(* Amount of curses used increases in direct proportion to amount of time gone in match. )