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Re: Darwin Award candidates
« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2016, 07:39:18 AM »
http://www.joe.ie/life-style/video-dublin-man-uses-drill-for-the-first-time-predictably-it-ends-badly/542651
I'm not that happy it says he's a Laois man in the headline!
He's a bleedin Dub living in Laois ffs! That doesn't make him a Laois man.

Anyay this is the problem when you have Lidl selling cheap drills, every fool thinks he can be a DIY expert because he bought some cheap fancy looking(but a heap of crap) new drill.


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Re: Darwin Award candidates
« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2016, 09:03:45 AM »
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36711288

An enraged Australian man called police after his father burned his prized cannabis plants in a bonfire, reports say.
The father, who lives in the Northern Territory town of Humpty Doo, reportedly set the plants ablaze after repeated disputes with his son.
Police said the son called them as he believed burning the plants was a worse crime than drug possession.
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Re: Darwin Award candidates
« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2016, 10:23:19 AM »
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36711288

An enraged Australian man called police after his father burned his prized cannabis plants in a bonfire, reports say.
The father, who lives in the Northern Territory town of Humpty Doo, reportedly set the plants ablaze after repeated disputes with his son.
Police said the son called them as he believed burning the plants was a worse crime than drug possession.


And he lives just 25 miles from Darwin.
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Re: Darwin Award candidates
« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2016, 03:05:06 PM »
This thread annoys me, the Darwin Awards are for people who are removed from the gene pool (they die or they are sterilised) through acts of stupidity.

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Re: Darwin Award candidates
« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2016, 03:20:26 PM »
This thread annoys me, the Darwin Awards are for people who are removed from the gene pool (they die or they are sterilised) through acts of stupidity.

You are annoyed by a tongue-in-cheek thread about a tongue-in-cheek non-existent award?
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Re: Darwin Award candidates
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2016, 03:30:15 PM »
This thread annoys me, the Darwin Awards are for people who are removed from the gene pool (they die or they are sterilised) through acts of stupidity.

You are annoyed by a tongue-in-cheek thread about a tongue-in-cheek non-existent award?

Whilst chewing on a steak, can you say something tongue-in-cheek if your heart is is your mouth?
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Re: Darwin Award candidates
« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2016, 03:35:36 PM »
This thread annoys me, the Darwin Awards are for people who are removed from the gene pool (they die or they are sterilised) through acts of stupidity.

You are annoyed by a tongue-in-cheek thread about a tongue-in-cheek non-existent award?

Yes

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Re: Darwin Award candidates
« Reply #26 on: July 06, 2016, 03:41:14 PM »
This thread annoys me, the Darwin Awards are for people who are removed from the gene pool (they die or they are sterilised) through acts of stupidity.

You are annoyed by a tongue-in-cheek thread about a tongue-in-cheek non-existent award?

Yes

Congratulations!

You are our first self-nominee.


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Re: Darwin Award candidates
« Reply #27 on: July 06, 2016, 03:50:59 PM »
David Cameron.
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Re: Darwin Award candidates
« Reply #28 on: November 14, 2016, 03:33:14 PM »
This thread annoys me, the Darwin Awards are for people who are removed from the gene pool (they die or they are sterilised) through acts of stupidity.

You are annoyed by a tongue-in-cheek thread about a tongue-in-cheek non-existent award?

Whilst chewing on a steak, can you say something tongue-in-cheek if your heart is is your mouth?

Is that you Bernard!


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Re: Darwin Award candidates
« Reply #29 on: November 18, 2016, 02:07:17 AM »
Man who fell into Yellowstone hot spring "dissolved" in acidic boiling waters

http://www.thejournal.ie/yellowstone-spring-3088032-Nov2016/
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