Ashley Madison

Started by The Gs Man, August 21, 2015, 11:53:32 AM

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muppet

Quote from: armaghniac on August 21, 2015, 09:44:48 PM
Quote from: screenexile on August 21, 2015, 09:31:04 PM
Apparently there are worries for people in the Middle East as it's Capital punishment for adulterers and homosexuals over there!!!

The reverse of here, where adultery often occurs after getting stoned.

I like it!
MWWSI 2017

Orior

Quote from: muppet on August 21, 2015, 10:20:58 PM
Quote from: armaghniac on August 21, 2015, 09:44:48 PM
Quote from: screenexile on August 21, 2015, 09:31:04 PM
Apparently there are worries for people in the Middle East as it's Capital punishment for adulterers and homosexuals over there!!!

The reverse of here, where adultery often occurs after getting stoned.

I like it!

Which? Reversing, adultery or getting stoned?
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

Aaron Boone

There's probably a rival to Ashley Madison which is rejoicing in Silicon Valley.

armaghniac

Quote from: Orior on August 21, 2015, 10:40:26 PM
Quote from: muppet on August 21, 2015, 10:20:58 PM
Quote from: armaghniac on August 21, 2015, 09:44:48 PM
Quote from: screenexile on August 21, 2015, 09:31:04 PM
Apparently there are worries for people in the Middle East as it's Capital punishment for adulterers and homosexuals over there!!!

The reverse of here, where adultery often occurs after getting stoned.

I like it!

Which? Reversing, adultery or getting stoned?

Reverse adultery while stoned?
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

Hardy

Quote from: armaghniac on August 21, 2015, 09:44:48 PM
Quote from: screenexile on August 21, 2015, 09:31:04 PM
Apparently there are worries for people in the Middle East as it's Capital punishment for adulterers and homosexuals over there!!!

The reverse of here, where adultery often occurs after getting stoned.

;D

illdecide

Is it that easy...like what would you say to the wife if you were going out to meet a skank..."honey I'm away out here for the papers.  Won't be long". Go out and destroy some tart and come back home telling her I got stuck in traffic...trafficking. Lol.
I can swim a little but i can't fly an inch

JimStynes

Quote from: illdecide on August 24, 2015, 07:22:30 PM
Is it that easy...like what would you say to the wife if you were going out to meet a skank..."honey I'm away out here for the papers.  Won't be long". Go out and destroy some tart and come back home telling her I got stuck in traffic...trafficking. Lol.

I say to her I'm away around the lough on the bike.

Jeepers Creepers


muppet

Westmeath apparently features prominently!

MWWSI 2017

Bord na Mona man

Quote from: muppet on August 25, 2015, 08:02:24 PM
Westmeath apparently features prominently!


Tightest county in Ireland when it comes to spending on engagement rings.
http://www.independent.ie/life/family/family-features/revealed-the-irish-county-that-spends-the-most-on-their-engagement-rings-31448509.html

A county famed for its bachelors, it just doesn't do marriage very well.

illdecide

Quote from: JimStynes on August 24, 2015, 08:36:41 PM
Quote from: illdecide on August 24, 2015, 07:22:30 PM
Is it that easy...like what would you say to the wife if you were going out to meet a skank..."honey I'm away out here for the papers.  Won't be long". Go out and destroy some tart and come back home telling her I got stuck in traffic...trafficking. Lol.

I say to her I'm away around the lough on the bike.

F**k me thats 4 hours...what would i do for the other 3 hrs and 55 mins...lol
I can swim a little but i can't fly an inch

ONeill

Quote from: illdecide on August 26, 2015, 02:40:56 PM
Quote from: JimStynes on August 24, 2015, 08:36:41 PM
Quote from: illdecide on August 24, 2015, 07:22:30 PM
Is it that easy...like what would you say to the wife if you were going out to meet a skank..."honey I'm away out here for the papers.  Won't be long". Go out and destroy some tart and come back home telling her I got stuck in traffic...trafficking. Lol.

I say to her I'm away around the lough on the bike.

F**k me thats 4 hours...what would i do for the other 3 hrs and 55 mins...lol

Probably yer cousin.
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

illdecide

Quote from: ONeill on August 26, 2015, 06:23:36 PM
Quote from: illdecide on August 26, 2015, 02:40:56 PM
Quote from: JimStynes on August 24, 2015, 08:36:41 PM
Quote from: illdecide on August 24, 2015, 07:22:30 PM
Is it that easy...like what would you say to the wife if you were going out to meet a skank..."honey I'm away out here for the papers.  Won't be long". Go out and destroy some tart and come back home telling her I got stuck in traffic...trafficking. Lol.

I say to her I'm away around the lough on the bike.

F**k me thats 4 hours...what would i do for the other 3 hrs and 55 mins...lol

Probably yer cousin.

But I'm not from Tyrone
I can swim a little but i can't fly an inch

Never beat the deeler

From twitter and reposted on balls.ie


Declan Varley @declanvarley
Dublin GAA confirm that NONE of the squad are on Ashley Madison database. "Our players haven't played away from home for years," they state.
6:02 AM - 26 Aug 2015 ยท Wicklow, Ireland, Ireland
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Hasta la victoria siempre

Rossfan

Quote from: Never beat the deeler on August 27, 2015, 10:59:37 AM
Dublin GAA confirm that NONE of the squad are on Ashley Madison database. "Our players haven't played away from home for years," they state.

;D ;D ;D ;D
Davy's given us a dream to cling to
We're going to bring home the SAM