How to get a woman in 2015?

Olly · June 25, 2015, 09:46:06 PM

Any tips?

Loyalty?
Humour?
Looks?
Security?
Riding?

general_lee · June 25, 2015, 09:49:20 PM

Tattoos and a beard

laoislad · June 25, 2015, 09:55:48 PM

BennyCake · June 25, 2015, 10:08:39 PM

A cocky bastard.

Orior · June 25, 2015, 10:19:37 PM

Fly paper.

Aristo 60 · June 25, 2015, 10:43:08 PM

Stand back. About 20 yards or so. And then just stare.

Tony Baloney · June 25, 2015, 10:48:24 PM

Same as 1815 and 1915. Have money.

Olly · June 25, 2015, 10:53:29 PM

Quote from: Tony Baloney on June 25, 2015, 10:48:24 PM
Same as 1815 and 1915. Have money.

A boy told me that does' work now. He says they need CHEDS.

C = Confidence
H = Humour
E = Edginess
D = Detachment
S = Sex

armaghniac · June 25, 2015, 11:30:28 PM

beer baron · June 25, 2015, 11:35:45 PM

Fake tan, lots of hair gel, tattoos and clothes that don't fit.

Captain Obvious · June 25, 2015, 11:57:07 PM

Spend a night in Copper face Jacks. Mostly nurses and teachers though.

stew · June 26, 2015, 04:50:22 AM

A big willy does the trick I am told! Olly/Shane, Fearon tells me ye are fecked on that score!

foxcommander · June 26, 2015, 05:03:50 AM

Tell them they are too fat for your liking.
Reverse psychology will work to prove you wrong.
Insults get results.

disclaimer: you might get the odd slap from feminists.

muppet · June 26, 2015, 03:22:49 PM

Go work for the Palins.

downtown · June 26, 2015, 09:59:04 PM

Get a smartphone and download tinder... Boom, bobs your uncle!