Great ad lines from your childhood that you still remember

[Gaffer]

For mash get Smaaaash!

[redzone]

"After 90mins of sheer hell" John Barnes - Isotonic Lucozade Sport

he then volleys the empty can into a dustbin 20 yards away. back of the net

[Boycey]

I've come to this thread late but has anyone said

They're tasty, tasty they're very very tasty

[redzone]

supercallygoballisticcelticareatrocious
newspaper headline after lowly ranked inverness beat celtic in the cup midweek years ago

[sensethetone]

HI-TECS 4 wheel drive for yur feet

[quit yo jibbajabba]

Will it be mushrooms? Fried Onion Rings

Youll have to wait and see 

[theticklemister]

The Renault car ad with the hot girl.......

"papa".

[Eamonnca1]

Great thread!

When you're hot and you're steamin'
From the sun up in the sky
Your mouth feels like a desert
And your tongue begins to fry
There's only one ring to pull
You catch the drift my man
Get your hand around a Harp
In the long cool can

You've seen those other lagers
You've seen those other names
You've opened them
You've tried them
But they just don't taste the same
There's only one ring to pull
You catch the drift my man
Get your hand around a Harp
In the long cool can

This must have been 20 odd years ago. A great bit of radio advertising that I can still remember.

[Eamonnca1]

"Hi. I wanted to ask you something. It's, it's hard for me to say this. You see, I've been coming here since the day I first saw you. I.. you see, I've never asked a girl before. I, I was just wondering, ... if, if you're not doing anything else... if"
"Look. Why don't you just ask me?"
"Okay. Could I have ... a cup of tea please?"

Tea. Anything else is for mugs.

[BennyCake]

The Renault car ad with the hot girl.......

"papa".

Oh yes, Nicole. And of course there's the later ad: "BOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!".

[5 Sams]

The Renault car ad with the hot girl.......

"papa".

Nicole...a fcukin honey

[sensethetone]

I'm not a pheasant plucker or a pheasant pluckers son, I'm only pluckin pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes. And I've been drinkin.

[theticklemister]

http://youtu.be/WgBGDvgYekA   

Enjoy lads

[blewuporstuffed]

the milky way add

The red car & the blue car had a race............

[Puckoon]

Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet


Does anyone remember the safety add about the wee fella climbing up on the power lines? That one scared the absolute shite out of me, like it was supposed to