Foxcommander's "craption" competition #1

foxcommander · March 20, 2015, 02:04:31 AM

Quote from: foxcommander on March 19, 2015, 02:47:28 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on March 19, 2015, 11:51:20 AM

Enda (to himself): Oh Enda you cute hoor..you've got him right where you want him...and look, he's enjoying himself so much he can't believe the time is passing so quickly. My mammy always said I had the gift and the people of Ireland wouldn't have voted me Taoiseach if I wasn't the smooth operator Phil Hogan told me I was...it's Castlebar's way or no way Mr. Obama...now all I need to do is dazzle the press with a handshake and seal my place at the big boys table...

foxcommander · March 20, 2015, 02:08:50 AM

Quote from: ziggysego on March 19, 2015, 11:51:20 AM
Have you got the time Mr President?

Obama: So Mr. Kenny, have you anything important you'd like to discuss?

Enda: You couldn't tell me how much you paid for the logs?

charlieTully · March 20, 2015, 02:15:08 AM

Who is this fool? What time does Marty arrive?

seafoid · March 20, 2015, 06:51:23 AM

The logs say "hi! We are one quarter turf on our mother's side"

sensethetone · March 20, 2015, 08:07:21 AM

Have this watch from '85 and she still plays ol suzyanna on the hour. Best score ever i spent in Jonesborough.

mikehunt · March 20, 2015, 08:19:41 AM

15 minutes??? Fcuk, it feels like it's been 15 hours.

foxcommander · March 20, 2015, 03:16:53 PM

Quote from: ziggysego on March 19, 2015, 11:51:20 AM
Have you got the time Mr President?

OBAMA: KITT, get me the f*** out of here