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DrinkingHarp

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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #3135 on: December 01, 2018, 12:52:06 AM »
A guy was walking through the park and came across an elderly man in his 80's crying on a park bench the week of Christmas.

The guy asks the old man is everything alright? Old man replies, "no not at all."
Guy asks what is the problem, can I help?
Old man states he just got married the week before to a woman in her late 20's and all she wants to do is have sex!! Guy states thats great!! So why are you crying? Old man states - " I forget where I live!!".

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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #3137 on: August 15, 2019, 05:16:14 PM »
What do you get if you cross Bill Clinton and Donald Trump?

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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #3138 on: August 15, 2019, 10:00:42 PM »
The devil says to a  boy I'll eat where you are from. The boy says Liverpool and the devil says I'll eat your liver. Another boy happens on the scene and the devil says i'll eat where yo are from. The boy says Hartlepool and the devil says Ill eat your heart. Then another boy happens on the scene and the devil says I'll eat where youre from. He says ballsbridge and the devil says naw you're alright.
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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #3139 on: August 16, 2019, 05:19:15 PM »
From twitter..

American cousin: "The Irish like potatoes, yeah?"
Me: "That's a stereotype. We eat more pasta and rice."

Five minutes later.

Him: "Do you have any theme parks?"
Me: *Shifts uneasily* "Yeah, uh, one."
"What's the theme?"
"Er..."

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Re: Corny One for Friday
« Reply #3140 on: August 17, 2019, 02:37:47 PM »
My wife said "come into the bedroom and I'll put on that black lace number...”
I said, "No thanks, I can't stand ‘Agadoo’...”
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